I used to rule Johto
Among New Bark I was the number one choice
Now in ZA I was wrote off alone
A pig stinks where I built my throne

I used to roll the dice
See the fear in Meganium's eyes
Listen as TPC would preach
'For the success of Legend, Typhlosion is here'

One minute, I held the key
Next the dex had no entry for me
And I discovered that my castle stands
On regional that won't show up again

I hear Eckruteak's bells a-ringin'
Youtube grifters in choirs are singin'
First page of Google calls me a pedo beast,
Say I raped a kid in the Teraleak
For some reason I can't explain
I know Gen10 won't call my name
I will not appear anymore
But you remember when I ruled Johto?

I was a fiery and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Was never shilled but scored 5th on polls
Wingless Charizard is what I'd become

But the shillmons wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a badger on a lonely string
Aw, how'd they steal the Mega of the king?

I hear Ho-oh's bells a-ringin'
Discord groomers in choirs are singin'
They say I molested a hisui kid,
Whom I drugged, raped. kept in fear
For some reason, I can't explain
On that leak there was never,
Never an honest word
They smeared me 'cause I ruled the world

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Oh-oh-ooooh, oh Oh-oh-ooooh, oh
Oh-oh-oooh