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nidoqueen don't breed in captivity, however wild nidoqueens can breed.... wait does that mean captive nidoqueen prefer humans over other pokemon?!

make you think what game freak was smoking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 00:39:12 No.58702693 Report

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>>58702075
>"hey. do you wanna fuck?"
>"ok"
wow. amazing dialouge bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 00:48:28 No.58702712 Report

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>>58702107
>>58702075
Found the virgins who've never talked a girl into sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 01:20:15 No.58702793 Report

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nidoqueen's worthless nonfunctional womb...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 01:24:00 No.58702806 Report

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>>58702712
>talked a girl into sex
Sounds like a myth. Either you're Chad and she just presents the pussy or you're a beta who pays.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 01:24:02 No.58702808 Report

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>>58702303
I like you.

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Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 01:48:43 No.58702872 Report

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>>58702075
Because it is made by people that are completely disconnected from reality and have no understanding of human nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 02:00:56 No.58702903 Report

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>>58702793
>>58702328
reminder that undiscovered egg group = needs humans. Arceus is in the same egg group and produced two children with a human male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 02:02:23 No.58702906 Report

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Teats > busty feral, though ultimately both are good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 02:22:46 No.58702955 Report

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>>58702903
this is the most insane yet intelligent post i have ever read

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 02:26:55 No.58702965 Report

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>>58702075
>Erm, actually, that's not how people talk LOL

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Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 02:36:35 No.58702991 Report

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>>58702074

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Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 02:40:44 No.58703000 Report

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>>58701953
Aight, how would a breasted, non-anthro glameow/purugly work?

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Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 11:32:40 No.58704033 Report

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>>58701953
I don't hate you for thirsting over mutated sweat glands, I only despise you for settling on just 2.
Cuz even the devs of GW2 knew that it's simply not enough. . .

>>58702044
Based and Islamic Republic of Iran-pilled!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 11:35:23 No.58704039 Report

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>>58704033
Come back... I miss Mufticatty...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 11:41:35 No.58704051 Report

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>>58702074
>Gardieshit has a dildo for its held item
I know just what sort of a hypocritical cuck could do something like that…
>>58702991
>Only Gardewhore has a speciffied female gender
So are the rest of your team all males or are they gigabased futanaris?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 12:12:14 No.58704075 Report

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I only like boobs on quadrupled Pokemon if they're inflated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 12:55:14 No.58704161 Report

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>>58701953
>>58702074
IsraelMon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 14:31:12 No.58704345 Report

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>>58702075
Projection, especially evil projection. It isn't enough they want to abuse their pokemon critters, but they also have to trick themselves into thinking they WANT to be abused above all else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 14:54:56 No.58704405 Report

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>>58702991
You know how people have a tendency to make their trainer avatars look better than they look in real life?
This dude's avatar speaks volumes.

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Anonymous Sat 06 Dec 2025 15:17:30 No.58704467 Report

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>>58702075

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