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Anonymous Sun 14 Dec 2025 22:34:27 No.58740875 View View Reply Original Report

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You must have sex with the last shiny you hatched.
How lucky are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Dec 2025 22:35:39 No.58740882 Report

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>>58740875
Im fucking a Tyrunt. I mean, its just a smaller Walking Wake, so

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Dec 2025 22:36:57 No.58740888 Report

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>>58740875
I do not think I have ever hatched a shiny on any game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Dec 2025 22:40:01 No.58740905 Report

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>>58740875
>hatched
i genuinely don't think i've ever hatched a shiny
if last one caught counts then i guess i'm fucking a rhyhorn and that doesn't sound very pleasant

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Dec 2025 22:40:35 No.58740911 Report

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>>58740875
Hatched specifically? Hattrem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Dec 2025 22:47:18 No.58740941 Report

Quoted By: >>58740986 >>58741702 >>58741953

Son. You haven't called in months, it's the holidays. Think you have time to chat with your old man tonight? No it's nothing bad, I just miss you.
- Dad

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Anonymous Sun 14 Dec 2025 22:53:19 No.58740965 Report

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>>58740875
>How lucky are you?
Extremely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Dec 2025 22:56:25 No.58740982 Report

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>>58740965
>AGUA
ESL spotted

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Dec 2025 22:57:06 No.58740986 Report

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>>58740941
It was YOUR choice to walk out lad. Should have thought about your future fee-fees when you decided to sling your hook. :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Dec 2025 02:10:06 No.58741557 Report

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>>58740965
then you fucked the eevee first

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Dec 2025 02:24:00 No.58741612 Report

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>>58741557
how do you think it evolved

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Dec 2025 02:44:37 No.58741663 Report

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>>58740875
>hatched
Can I evolve it first, at least?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Dec 2025 02:51:31 No.58741694 Report

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Fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Dec 2025 02:52:50 No.58741702 Report

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>>58740941
You left this Earth last year exactly on Christmas. I don't want to hear it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Dec 2025 02:54:13 No.58741708 Report

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Not so fun now is it, Typhlosion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Dec 2025 02:55:41 No.58741712 Report

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>>58740875
>hatched
I have played every single game with shinies since Gold Version. My first naturally, non chained, no shiny charmed pokemon was a Garganacle in Scarlet. I'm "lucky" in that get to jerk off I guess.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Dec 2025 03:04:29 No.58741739 Report

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My shiny Raichu from 2016? Pretty nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Dec 2025 03:06:45 No.58741746 Report

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>>58740965
Furfaggot latínx

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Anonymous Mon 15 Dec 2025 03:13:55 No.58741759 Report

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>>58740875
Eh let me evolve her first

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Dec 2025 03:16:52 No.58741771 Report

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>>58740875
>you must have sex with [a literal newborn infant]. how lucky are you?

Kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Dec 2025 04:11:53 No.58741931 Report

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>>58741663
You will proceed to pleasure yourself with that fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Dec 2025 04:25:49 No.58741953 Report

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>>58740875
I don't hatch shinies but the last one I caught was Ribombee so I'd say I'm lucky.
>>58740941
My literal only interaction with you was getting sent checks in the mail every other birthday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Dec 2025 04:40:48 No.58741983 Report

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>>58740875
>odd egg
Stop pretending you worked for it.

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