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Quoted By: >>58747091 >>58747093
>meet Celebi in a dream
>hey there seems to be some fucked up shit going on in your world right now
>even the Pokemon can feel it
>oh wow what's going on Celebi?
>there are evil humans trying to summon Deoxys!
>who?
>the Divinity 3 developers they're being guided by very bad aliens who are really scared of the truth and want to enslave you all!
>oh wow how will they do that?
>they want to make everyone be bullies and fight so the true God leaves making the planet vulnerable for harvesting they need a fresh ecosystem to eat
>they're very bad reptile beings from the Orion Star System!
>oh no how do I help Celebi?
>don't trust what Jesus says he is working for the evil Orion reptiles to harvest your brain!
>dream ends
>hey there seems to be some fucked up shit going on in your world right now
>even the Pokemon can feel it
>oh wow what's going on Celebi?
>there are evil humans trying to summon Deoxys!
>who?
>the Divinity 3 developers they're being guided by very bad aliens who are really scared of the truth and want to enslave you all!
>oh wow how will they do that?
>they want to make everyone be bullies and fight so the true God leaves making the planet vulnerable for harvesting they need a fresh ecosystem to eat
>they're very bad reptile beings from the Orion Star System!
>oh no how do I help Celebi?
>don't trust what Jesus says he is working for the evil Orion reptiles to harvest your brain!
>dream ends
