God of War they call me but I prefer Kratos, there is no need for such toxic pathos.
Men you need not to be monsters no longer, I will TEACH you how to become stronger.
Being better man is easy, first step is to stop being sleazy.
No woman likes an angry brute, its much better to learn to play flute.
"But Kratos that's not manly" you say, that way of thinking is where the problems lay.
Look at Asura the slave of his anger, all he accomplished was putting his beloveds in danger.
Much better to be gentle and calm, expressing feelings is the healing balm.
You cry "But Kratos what if she had other men", thinking your girl should live trapped in pen.
Whatever the lady did in the past doesn't matter, internalize this and watch your anxiety scatter.
Next you claim "Kratos, I don't want to take it in the ass", that's merely another fear you must surpass.
Inserting things in the butt is perfectly fine, love takes many forms and none of them are out of line.
As long as you and your partner consent, no one cares where your genitals went.
"But Kratos I want to learn how to break a mountain" you plead, that way of toxic thinking should not spread.
Mountains are wonders of nature full of life, destroying them only causes strife.
Protect, conserve and seek joy, do not wantonly cause destruction and destroy.
Follow my TEACHINGS in every way you can, then you too shall become a better man!
