I saw my son drawing Delcatty and Skitty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Cosmoem or Squawkabilly. He said the only way to stop mindless consumers from ruining Pokemon was to wring them on a rusty bedframe and display their suffering form for all the public to see! I told him that torture was a human rights violation and a war crime and that he should feel awful for even thinking about doing something like that! He said that if an estrogen pump could talk, it would still sound less gay than me! I ground-typed him. What would you have done?