>>58770709now this might sound crazy, but i think it's barbaracle. hear me out.
wailord is about half the size of a blue whale, which has an average penis length of 9 feet, so we'll ballpark wailord's penis at a generous 5 feet.
now, the important part: barnacles have penises 8x their body length. a given binacle is approximately 1 foot 8 inches tall, so its penis would be approximately 13 feet long. that's already more than wailord, or even an actual blue whale, but there's more. the binacle that comprise barbaracle are noticeably longer than they are as a binacle, about 30% longer at a guess. if the penis is proportionate to that increase in length, that puts barbaracle's penis at a ballpark estimate of about 17 feet long.
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