>>58776396You know, they tried to tell me that shit was real, but I kept stumbling at the first hurdle to belief in blindly accepting it was so, when I'd been told magic wasn't real. Because the bread and wine magically became blood and flesh from what I could see. Yeah, not my cup of tea, we're a cosmic quirk, a happenstance of the death of the dinosaurs allowing the age of mammals to be fully realised and set the various species on the paths of evolution to eventually produce us and the creatures of the world around us. Besides, christmas is just the winter solstice festival repackaged for the myth of christ the son of god, father of man. Fitting that it's further evolved to be a celebration of commerce and family, tell the sheep exactly what they need to keep happy.
