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Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2025 08:40:59 No.58777364 View View Reply Original Report

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Should i buy my son a switch and pokemon this christmas. hes 3.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2025 08:48:23 No.58777373 Report

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>>58777364
Do you want him to turn into a pedophile like the rest of us here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2025 09:27:54 No.58777422 Report

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Don't expose your kids to screens at 3yo, do you also leave him in front of a tablet with elsaXspiderman videos in loop all day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2025 09:46:57 No.58777436 Report

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>>58777373
>turn into a pedophile
Wait it's not something people are born with?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2025 09:59:15 No.58777456 Report

Quoted By: >>58779771

>>58777436
Fetishes are born from early life experience, usually they dont realize they have it until later

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2025 10:12:29 No.58777473 Report

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>>58777364
Buy your son some nice books that you can read with him. Please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2025 10:21:08 No.58777480 Report

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>>58777364
no??? get him a pokemon plush if you really want to, but generally kids should try to develop their interests independently rather than their parents living through them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2025 10:33:06 No.58777495 Report

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>>58777364
You should buy a book on written English. Not for him but for yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2025 11:11:54 No.58777545 Report

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>>58777364
you can watch the ashnime with him, buying him a console should be reserved until he turns 14
alternatively you can make him watch dragon ball

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2025 20:21:15 No.58778484 Report

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>>58777364
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2025 22:53:34 No.58778854 Report

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>>58777364
Only if you see him drawing Delcatty this morning

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2025 23:19:19 No.58778923 Report

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don't make your soon a failure of a gooner like me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 00:18:06 No.58779071 Report

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>>58777364
Yes. Just don't let him join any Pokémon communities, else he might end up here... or worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 01:35:32 No.58779211 Report

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>>58777364
5 or 6 feels pretty reasonable (old enough for the kid to at least partially understand what the fuck they're doing and play without needing much assistance), but 3 seems a little too young

inb4 some anon is like
>ACKSHULLY i beat Gen 1 without any help whatsoever, while playing in a language i don't speak a word of, before my eyes had developed while in the womb

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 01:40:02 No.58779219 Report

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3 year olds are the audience for the switch pokemon games so go ahead!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 02:17:45 No.58779277 Report

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>>58777436
No, neither gays, lesbians and trannies, despite how much they insist in the opposite

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 04:06:02 No.58779461 Report

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>>58777436
I wasnt into lolis until like 19 or so

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 04:35:54 No.58779511 Report

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>>58777436
The older a man gets, the more attracted he is to underaged girls. Happens all the time, it might as well be natural. The only reason faggots disagree is because they're underaged or female.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 06:13:33 No.58779641 Report

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>>58779277
bro I can promise you at no point did I consciously decide guys were more fun to look at than girls
just ask yourself why the fuck would someone ever willingly subject themselves to that, especially in school, where if you got caught staring, you were guaranteed to have a target on your back

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 07:55:11 No.58779758 Report

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>>58779511
Speak for yourself I like girls from 4-to-64

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 07:58:51 No.58779759 Report

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>>58777373
Speak for yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 07:59:08 No.58779761 Report

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>>58779511
delusional pedotalk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 08:05:50 No.58779765 Report

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>>58777364
Just say you want a Poke Kid thread op, need to be roundabout
Oh and nice "images (1).jpg
13 KB JPG" btw lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 08:10:37 No.58779771 Report

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>>58777456
That explains some things. I guess I doomed myself when I discovered those java sites that shared low-tech city's porn galleries.
Internet was JUST installed at home, and I wanted games for my phone! I just never thought to find "that" made into java files, and shared that way without triggering gallery sites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 11:56:05 No.58779963 Report

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>>58779765
Kids who are into furry roleplaying seem exceptionally easy to groom for sexual purposes. Maybe that's why Poke Kids are so popular...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 21:40:51 No.58781277 Report

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pokekid bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 21:43:35 No.58781288 Report

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>>58777364
no
buy him smt vv and digimon time stranger instead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Dec 2025 22:00:05 No.58781333 Report

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>>58781288
Based
>>58781277
>Bumping without a pic
Lame

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 04:43:43 No.58782399 Report

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>>58781333
and ill do it again
(based trips btw)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 04:57:00 No.58782441 Report

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>>58779758
>I like girls from 4
wtf based?!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 04:58:46 No.58782446 Report

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>>58777364
Buy him a ds and smash his iPad with a spiky sledgehammer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 08:34:19 No.58782770 Report

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>>58777436
You ARE born that way and puberty is when it reveals itself.
>>58779511
It’s more like you get older and you find yourself liking younger and younger girls. A degeneracy spiral.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 08:50:12 No.58782795 Report

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>>58777373
Im not into underaged, I only want to fuck pokemon, except if they were real they wouldn't have the appeal that 2D art has so its kinda moot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 12:41:09 No.58783114 Report

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>>58777364
nah, kids at that age will just break the system

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 12:50:54 No.58783139 Report

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>>58782795
cringe

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