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Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 03:37:42 No.58782238 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58782453 >>58782469 >>58782560 >>58782701 >>58782711

/vp/ i need some help.
My wife, pic related, has need of a new wardrobe.
Im not saying shes not pretty with her normal wear. She would look super nice with a nice dress.
Does anyone know of what size she would wear? Im afraid to ask lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 05:00:45 No.58782453 Report

Quoted By: >>58782454

>>58782238
Does that red bit get in the way when you fug her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 05:01:59 No.58782454 Report

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>>58782453
A gentleman never kisses and tells

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 05:08:46 No.58782469 Report

Quoted By: >>58782554

>>58782238
you should get your wife something nicer than a hi-point

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 06:08:21 No.58782554 Report

Quoted By: >>58782600

>>58782469
She married me for love, not for money. which we dont have haha
and she gave it to me for christmas anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 06:10:38 No.58782560 Report

Quoted By: >>58782575 >>58782584

>>58782238
furfaggots are less than subhuman, no one will ever love you do the world a favor and put a bullet between your eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 06:24:07 No.58782575 Report

Quoted By: >>58782590

>>58782560
>his wife is literally in the picture

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 06:27:29 No.58782578 Report

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just give her the ol' spicy uranohoshi uniform

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 06:36:12 No.58782584 Report

Quoted By: >>58782590

>>58782560
Incel rage over here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 06:39:40 No.58782590 Report

Quoted By: >>58782606 >>58782620 >>58782686 >>58782694

>>58782575
>>58782584
That's a doll, a thing, without emotions or life. Any normal person who enters that room will only see a degenerate, Imagine raising a child and watching him turn into a pathetic being who shouldn't even be called human, buying a doll and pretending that lifeless thing is his wife because he's so messed up in his brain that no human being would give him a chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 06:45:59 No.58782600 Report

Quoted By: >>58782610 >>58782625

>>58782554
>She married me for love, not for money.
Saying this unironically when he had to spend ¥49,500 just to meet her lmao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 06:48:02 No.58782606 Report

Quoted By: >>58782628

>>58782590
Enjoy dying for Israel with no silver, Mr. Wise Guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 06:50:38 No.58782610 Report

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>>58782600
i paid 450 usd
i do not understand japan money

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 06:53:32 No.58782620 Report

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>>58782590
>Imagine raising a child and watching him turn into a pathetic being who shouldn't even be called human, buying a doll and pretending that lifeless thing is his wife because he's so messed up in his brain that no human being would give him a chance.
If you count simping for OF or vtuber influencers on screens as equally pretending an inanimate object is ones wife, then between them all that's like, a solid 45% of western males under 30 right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 06:56:09 No.58782625 Report

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>>58782600
mail order bride, lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 06:57:09 No.58782628 Report

Quoted By: >>58782634

>>58782606
Pretending that that thing is anything more than a thing doesn't make you own the jews. You are a failed human who will never be able to reproduce. I feel bad for your parents. Imagine doing such a bad job raising a child that your brain is so fucked up that you have to escape reality in such a stupid way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 07:00:02 No.58782634 Report

Quoted By: >>58782635

>>58782628
>this nigger doesnt fuck his pokewife so he seethes instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 07:02:41 No.58782635 Report

Quoted By: >>58782691 >>58782697

>>58782634
Pretend all you want and take it as a joke, but in your moments of solitude you know that if any normal person saw that room, they would feel disgust and make fun of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 07:41:31 No.58782686 Report

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>>58782590
uh oh meltie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 07:43:36 No.58782691 Report

Quoted By: >>58782710 >>58782777

>>58782635
a lovely lady has seen this room, which is at my parents, and she has seen it many times.
my plushies, gundams, anime figures and games are all out.
being such a pussy faggot about your interests is why youre projecting so hard and seething.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 07:46:51 No.58782694 Report

Quoted By: >>58782789

>>58782590
Game freak are infinitely bigger degenerates than OP and everyone worships them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 07:49:03 No.58782697 Report

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>>58782635
This would be really concerning if you were the kind of sissy that gets pressed over what others think of her and keeps trying to appease them. To be an adult is to stop giving a fuck over such things and do whatever you want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 07:53:17 No.58782701 Report

Quoted By: >>58782702

>>58782238
>hi-point
ghetto trash detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 07:54:37 No.58782702 Report

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>>58782701
pairs great with the taurus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 07:58:11 No.58782710 Report

Quoted By: >>58782735 >>58782777

>>58782691
>which is at my parents
HahahahahaHAhahahahahHahahahHAhHA HAhHAhahH a HAHHAhahHahAH a HHAhHAhahahahah haHAHahahahHA ah HAhahha AH HhahahahhA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 07:58:13 No.58782711 Report

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>>58782238
Give her a leather jacket
btw is that cif gear in the corner? lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 08:11:42 No.58782735 Report

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>>58782710
great deflection. i love my mom and dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 08:40:29 No.58782777 Report

Quoted By: >>58782785

>>58782710
if he's in his 20s that's normal. most people younger than 30 don't rent a place big enough to move all their stuff.

>>58782691
Does she know you fuck it though? Like I feel like that would be a pretty important fact that all of us here on 4chan immediately clock but a normie might not immediately realize.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 08:46:06 No.58782785 Report

Quoted By: >>58782801

>>58782777
just because i have it doesnt mean i have sex with it.
cope faggot. your seething is curdling my chocolate milk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 08:47:37 No.58782789 Report

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>>58782694
that's true. like half the staff are lolicons, especially the old guard, you should see some of their pre-pokemon work, Mendel Palace and the game magazines.

Am I even allowed to post this here? It's TECHNICALLY sfw, the ESRB said it's E for Everyone, please don't ban me mods. It's not my fault Sugimori is a certified freak. A Game Freak, thanks for watc-

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 08:55:08 No.58782801 Report

Quoted By: >>58782813 >>58782825

>>58782785
you literally called it your wife.

You know what people do with their wives? They fuck them. One of the main and most traditional of benefits. In some times and cultures your wife was the only one you were allowed to ever fuck, so if you wanted to fuck a girl you had to marry her first. Conjugal, pertaining to marriage, is literally used as a synonym for having sex. If I talked about someone's "marriage bed" i'm talking about their spousal sex life.

Wife means married. Married means sex, at the very least minimum once just to consummate the wedlock.

You're having sex with the doll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 09:03:44 No.58782813 Report

Quoted By: >>58782818

>>58782801
It's not that serious unc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 09:05:49 No.58782818 Report

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>>58782813
just video it for us the next time you fuck gardevoir, alright? nobody's making any good human on pokemon porn right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 09:09:27 No.58782825 Report

Quoted By: >>58782836

>>58782801
is this ai or just extreme seething that i have a gf and a gardewife?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 09:12:53 No.58782836 Report

Quoted By: >>58782841

>>58782825
Maybe trolling. I dont think its possible for a normal person to be unironically invested on another guy's plushy to the point of rage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Dec 2025 09:14:53 No.58782841 Report

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>>58782836
probably trolling. but there are some lads on here that are obsessed. i had to double check this was posted on vp for a moment lol

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