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Quoted By: >>58782502 >>58782512 >>58782653
>you save his life
>you become the champion
>you save Hoenn from the apocalypse by defeating two evil teams
>you capture ancient godlike Pokémon capable of transforming the earth
Meanwhile professor bir(t)ch doing jackshit in his lab in the starting town is like "k buddy"
But if you capture every single shitmon and trade with ruby, sapphire, fire red and leaf green or XD to get all of the irrelevant trash to fill out the pokedex, (a job he should be doing) this useless pedophile looking chud finally gives you a gift, which is... One (1) starter Pokémon from Johto. This useless fat greedy mf can't even have the decency to give you the whole lot after he's been sitting there on one tile for pretty much the entire game, being an absent father and husband, jerking off to the gardevoir data he wanted, and letting may whore herself in contests and buying slutty clothes at lilycove's department store.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/XiO8LuJIX5Q
He's the worst professor of them all.
>you become the champion
>you save Hoenn from the apocalypse by defeating two evil teams
>you capture ancient godlike Pokémon capable of transforming the earth
Meanwhile professor bir(t)ch doing jackshit in his lab in the starting town is like "k buddy"
But if you capture every single shitmon and trade with ruby, sapphire, fire red and leaf green or XD to get all of the irrelevant trash to fill out the pokedex, (a job he should be doing) this useless pedophile looking chud finally gives you a gift, which is... One (1) starter Pokémon from Johto. This useless fat greedy mf can't even have the decency to give you the whole lot after he's been sitting there on one tile for pretty much the entire game, being an absent father and husband, jerking off to the gardevoir data he wanted, and letting may whore herself in contests and buying slutty clothes at lilycove's department store.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/XiO8LuJIX5Q
He's the worst professor of them all.
