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>Be me
>Hanging out with some friends for New Year's Eve
>They are planning on doing fireworks
>I bring my Flareon because she is a fire Pokémon and could help
>She tried to make us all watch a 31 minute video on firework safety
>It was weird but she made sure each one of us knew the cliff notes
>We settled on a 4 minute video instead
>We sat through it and afterwards she asked us where the fireworks were purchased to check if they were from a "reputable vendor"
>She made sure we had the fire extinguisher and first aid kit out and handy
>Finally ready to launch some fireworks
>My friend gets ready to light some up
>Flareon forbids him due to them having alcoholic beverages and being "an increased risk of impaired judgement" and unsafe
>She tells us we can't light them anyways because there is a burn ban in the area
Are all the other Eevolutions a bunch of buzz kills? I think I chose the wrong one.
