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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 10:09:28 No.58803758 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58803763 >>58803831 >>58803834 >>58804152 >>58804232 >>58804237 >>58804985

The DLC is just the story characters fighting each other for the privilege to dickride you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 10:15:03 No.58803763 Report

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>>58803758
>faggot thread
cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 10:40:52 No.58803797 Report

Quoted By: >>58803817 >>58804704

I just want to go back to being a kid exploring the world with your Pokémon while stopping bad guys. I'm tired of all this chosen one, Rotom phone, Rotom bike, Rotom glide, center-of-the-universe, bad-guys-are-just-misunderstood woke bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 10:55:55 No.58803817 Report

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>>58803797
Let's Go Eevee

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 11:02:20 No.58803831 Report

Quoted By: >>58803851 >>58804694

>>58803758
I'd say the opposite, almost every tag battle both in the main story and sidequests has (You) just happen to be there while three characters are bickering and the odd one out picks you to even the playing field.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 11:04:16 No.58803834 Report

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>>58803758
As it should be. Absolute cinema

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 11:16:14 No.58803851 Report

Quoted By: >>58803958

>>58803831
Canari complains she doesn’t get to fight with you, moron. All the trainers tell the player to call them when they’re free whenever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 12:22:32 No.58803958 Report

Quoted By: >>58803967

>>58803851
Canari complains because Corbeau arbitrarily puts her in a team with Ivor whom she was bickering with two seconds prior. Your presence barely registers to most characters in these battles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 12:28:17 No.58803967 Report

Quoted By: >>58803982 >>58804227

>>58803958
They want my dick, breh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 12:39:46 No.58803982 Report

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>>58803967
You do you. At least you're being honest now and not pretending to properly understand this writing for children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 14:18:53 No.58804152 Report

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>>58803758
And that's a good thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 14:57:20 No.58804227 Report

Quoted By: >>58804461 >>58804473

>>58803967
Canari wants gwynns pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 15:01:22 No.58804232 Report

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>>58803758
What a shit dlc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 15:03:14 No.58804237 Report

Quoted By: >>58804454

>>58803758
Anon here, Canari. I intend to throw you off the top of the Prism tower, then do the same with Jacinthe and take Lebanne and put her on my team.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 16:29:22 No.58804454 Report

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>>58804237
>I intend to throw you off the top of the Prism tower
You think that would accomplish anything?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 16:36:34 No.58804461 Report

Quoted By: >>58804468

>>58804227
All NPCs are playersexual, and that includes Gwynn AND Canari.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 16:39:45 No.58804468 Report

Quoted By: >>58804476

>>58804461
Gwynn is canari sexual only

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 16:40:55 No.58804473 Report

Quoted By: >>58804533

>>58804227
Wrong, Gwynn wants Canari pussy, but Canari isn't interested.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 16:42:17 No.58804476 Report

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>>58804468
Gwynn literally respects and adores you by the end of the ZA story, even does a little fist-pump with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 17:27:39 No.58804533 Report

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>>58804473
>I didn't play the dlc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 18:42:43 No.58804694 Report

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>>58803831
>the odd one out picks you to even the playing field
By us doing nothing and letting said odd one beat the other two up.
>Anon, it's my turn to use the Max Revives!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 18:46:38 No.58804704 Report

Quoted By: >>58805531

>>58803797
The team star shit was so convoluted and retarded for zero payoff

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 20:35:33 No.58804985 Report

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>>58803758
Japs must love it then

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 23:54:54 No.58805531 Report

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>>58804704
Team Star itself was fine, the problem is that the plot relies on one person being a complete fucking retard for no reason (the previous director)
They just should've made the previous staff corrupt or something, and have Team Star be more morally gray

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