>Ditto is a failed clone of Mew
>Most pokedex entries are playground rumor bullshit
>Pokemon breeding is fully understood, the grownups just don't want to tell kids about sex
>Pokemon are aberrations of normal animals only recently discovered
>There was a global nuclear war in the recent past that killed most life on the planet
>There are no central governments, only decentralized post-post-apocalyptic societies
>Arceus is just an overpowered llama, all myths about it are just that
