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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 20:07:48 No.58807814 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58807833 >>58808005

imagine a conversation between these two...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 20:09:05 No.58807818 Report

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it lasts one turn as the the oranguru attempts to educate slowking and is met with a ice cold response

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 20:14:53 No.58807833 Report

Quoted By: >>58807849

>>58807814
>"Slowking!....'king! slo' slowking"
>"Oranguru, 'guru 'guru. Oranguru"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 20:22:24 No.58807849 Report

Quoted By: >>58807854 >>58807857 >>58807958

>>58807833
That doesn't make sense because Slowking can speak human languages.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 20:24:09 No.58807854 Report

Quoted By: >>58808188

>>58807849
that was just the one from the movie. not all slowkings can talk. but pretty sure most pokemon can learn to talk if they wanted.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 20:24:56 No.58807857 Report

Quoted By: >>58808005 >>58808188

>>58807849
>Slowking can solve any problem presented to it, but no one can understand a thing Slowking says.
Literal Pokédex entry btw

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 20:59:07 No.58807958 Report

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>>58807849
>speaking english to a monkey
I know this is an esl board but come on.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 21:11:10 No.58808005 Report

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>>58807814
>>58807857
Oranguru's dex entries are kind of crazy

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 22:07:27 No.58808188 Report

Quoted By: >>58808232 >>58808244

>>58807854
>>58807857
>The user tells a chillingly bad joke before switching places with a party Pokémon in waiting. This summons a snowstorm lasting five turns.
How could a joke be bad if Slowking can't speak a discernable language?

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 22:24:16 No.58808232 Report

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>>58808188
It speaks to Pokemon not humans.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 22:27:20 No.58808244 Report

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>>58808188
Sometimes you can just tell king was unfunny af even if you don’t get it

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