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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2026 23:43:43 No.58808440 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58809097 >>58810455 >>58810485

What would you do if your Pokémon wanted you to marry it? Could you break its heart?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 00:26:39 No.58808551 Report

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Which one.
Fart on it and laugh it off. As a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 00:55:18 No.58808617 Report

Quoted By: >>58808621 >>58809732 >>58810018

Rolling for which Pokémon wants to marry me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 00:56:19 No.58808621 Report

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>>58808617
>617
It teleports behind me and fucks me in the ass if I refuse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 01:08:40 No.58808649 Report

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anal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 02:26:19 No.58808815 Report

Quoted By: >>58810455

I would let that critter know that it is illegal, discouraged, and immoral and then box it, verily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 04:41:39 No.58809097 Report

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>>58808440
yes because I could never be their partner. I'm a human. I belong with other humans

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Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 04:49:23 No.58809108 Report

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something jubilant and full of energy that could lift me out of my depression and just be nice to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 12:57:25 No.58809732 Report

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>>58808617
Interesting idea. Rolling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 12:58:34 No.58809733 Report

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>>58809732
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHITS SOUNDINGMYCOCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 13:05:31 No.58809743 Report

Quoted By: >>58809746

rolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 13:06:45 No.58809746 Report

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>>58809743
Nope. Released into the wild. Anyone ITT can have her (Or him. Whatever you're into.).

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Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 14:18:12 No.58809867 Report

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>>58809746
YOU WERE BLESSED WITH BUT DECIDED TO RELEASE FUCKING RIBOMBEE?? FUCK YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 14:47:33 No.58809920 Report

Quoted By: >>58809925 >>58810339

Rolling

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Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 14:48:57 No.58809925 Report

Quoted By: >>58810018 >>58810337

>>58809920
What is this thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 15:40:21 No.58810018 Report

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>>58808617
better be good

>>58809925
your new wife

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Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 15:42:34 No.58810026 Report

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>>58810018
could be worse I suppose

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 18:16:09 No.58810331 Report

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>>58810026
That's a bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 18:20:04 No.58810337 Report

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>>58809925
A Kamen Rider

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 18:20:49 No.58810339 Report

Quoted By: >>58810343

>>58809920
oki

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 18:21:50 No.58810343 Report

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>>58810339
nah, i fucking hate barboach and whiscash

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 18:45:23 No.58810394 Report

Quoted By: >>58810397

We roll

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 18:46:24 No.58810397 Report

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>>58810394
Yeah, sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 19:06:00 No.58810455 Report

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>>58808440
Tell said Pokémon that's not a thing and I don't want that and that said Pokémon should not feel that way.

>>58808815
>>58809097
This.
>and then box it
But that might be a bit too much depending on the context.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 19:16:18 No.58810485 Report

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>>58808440

Rollan

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