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>Be having sex with Mew transformed into a human
>She turns back into her true self halfway through
>Be so horny you don't care and keep going
>A cat is fine too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2026 16:44:42 No.58822086 Report

Quoted By: >>58822812

>>58822007
This is prime waifumon material right here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2026 20:08:21 No.58822536 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2026 21:30:54 No.58822723 Report

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>>58822030
>shaymin
cuteness for cuddles
>shaymin-sky
when it feels like a little mischievous shit

the perfect mythical

Klearkhos

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Klearkhos Fri 09 Jan 2026 22:11:05 No.58822812 Report

Quoted By: >>58822836 >>58824592 >>58827045

>>58822045
>>58822086
Cease sexualizing cute, magical critters from a children's franchise

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2026 22:30:26 No.58822836 Report

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>>58822812
But I dont wanna sex it I wanna marry it and pamper it and be its pet human

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2026 06:58:57 No.58823826 Report

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>>58822015
Rent free

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2026 15:57:13 No.58824583 Report

Quoted By: >>58824589 >>58829651

>>58822007
Every pic of Mew you see online with visible hair is very off model, it should be more like skin because of how fine it is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2026 15:59:09 No.58824589 Report

Quoted By: >>58824604

>>58824583
hair is fine too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2026 16:01:10 No.58824592 Report

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>>58822812

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2026 16:06:44 No.58824604 Report

Quoted By: >>58824613 >>58824766 >>58828093

>>58824589
See the one that actually pisses me off is when Mew is ever depicted with a mouth, that thing doesn't have a mouth its not in a single piece of official art.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2026 16:13:09 No.58824613 Report

Quoted By: >>58824623

>>58824604
She did have a mouth in her own official movie tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2026 16:16:40 No.58824623 Report

Quoted By: >>58828388

>>58824613
Im gonna be real I never watched that, I never watched any of the pokemon movies except the Victini one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2026 17:10:01 No.58824766 Report

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>>58824604
Look at all those smiling faces.
A mew is still biological ya know, so it will have a mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2026 23:22:26 No.58825688 Report

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58824604
So assblasted they left the thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2026 00:44:03 No.58825901 Report

Quoted By: >>58825917

Mew is a bingus and has no fur

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2026 00:50:27 No.58825917 Report

Quoted By: >>58825927

>>58825901
It's short delicate fur, can be seen under a microscope

How many more folks want to be wrong today?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2026 00:52:28 No.58825927 Report

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>>58825917
if not naked why naked-shaped? and colored?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2026 01:22:17 No.58826004 Report

Quoted By: >>58827030 >>58828392 >>58828397

>>58825927
Hairless cats.
Look closely at the light being scattered by very short, fine, fur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2026 12:02:08 No.58827030 Report

Quoted By: >>58828392

>>58826004
stuff of nightmares

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2026 12:08:40 No.58827045 Report

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>>58822812
What a sexy Bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2026 19:59:58 No.58828093 Report

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>>58824604
Anons are sort of clowning on you but I get what you mean; like I'm sure it does have a mouth but that doesn't mean you'd actually see it constantly. Like in a way Mew might look more cute/mysterious if you don't usually see it with its mouth open.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2026 21:40:32 No.58828347 Report

Quoted By: >>58830123

>>58822045
She sure is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2026 22:08:13 No.58828385 Report

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>>58822007
that mew is fucking FAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2026 22:09:40 No.58828388 Report

Quoted By: >>58829883

>>58824623
you're not really missing out on anything, they're all cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2026 22:10:40 No.58828392 Report

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>>58826004
>>58827030
this bitch looks like sebulba

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2026 22:11:33 No.58828397 Report

Quoted By: >>58829882

>>58826004
I wonder why not her baby, Mewtwo?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2026 09:53:11 No.58829651 Report

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>>58824583

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2026 12:34:09 No.58829882 Report

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>>58828397
More human DNA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2026 12:35:10 No.58829883 Report

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>>58828388
>Why are you here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2026 14:28:10 No.58830112 Report

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>>58829882
but of whom?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2026 14:31:54 No.58830123 Report

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>>58822045
>>58828347
Yep.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2026 15:30:55 No.58830300 Report

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>>58822007
Agreed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2026 16:29:02 No.58830455 Report

Quoted By: >>58830476

>>58822045
That's a negative-months-old fetus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2026 16:34:21 No.58830476 Report

Quoted By: >>58830599 >>58830945

>>58830455
She's the mother of all Monsters.
The exceptions are the avatars of Shin-Oh (Arceus and her kins), but it's possible that those were merely flesh puppets made from Mew's DNA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2026 17:13:07 No.58830599 Report

Quoted By: >>58830628 >>58831708

>>58830476
Spontaneous generation is canon in Pokemon, so I'm always confused how Voltorb is related to Mew? Some Pokemon are former humans, plus some pokemon are created by humans, like Porygon or Magearna. Some pokemon are resentment that came alive. Mew is supposedly a native, so what about aliens from space (Elgyem, etc) or Ultra Beasts from other dimensions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2026 17:28:31 No.58830628 Report

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>>58830599
Hahaha, I don't really know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2026 19:19:18 No.58830945 Report

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>>58830476
>Mew gave birth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2026 23:57:39 No.58831708 Report

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>>58830599
She's the mother of alien Pokemon as well. For manmade Pokemon, they have to get Pokemon DNA from somewhere and any DNA they use would trace back to Mew

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