I saw my son drawing Delcatty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Mega Darkrai or Smoliv. He said I sounded so much like a faggot, that he was going to force Turpentine Gum Spirits down my throat to flush out the worms in my gut that want to turn me transgender! I told him that thinking that parasites can warp my sexuality or gender identity was rooted in antisemitic conspiracy theories! He declared that I would let Masuda fuck my asshole until it prolapses because I am a coward who submits to rootless international hyenas! I ground-typed him. What would you have done?