Wait a minute
I'm a... trashmon?
I'm literally the definition of a trashmon?
My stats are laughable?
I have one of the worst stat lines in franchise history?
I'm utterly unusable?
But that can't be.
I am an iconic Kanto Pokemon.
I'm the king of Rock Tunnel.
My catch rate is on par with Dragonite.
My Pokedex entries tell of my incredible strength and speed.
I am used by gym leaders and the elite four alike.
Brock-senpai I'm a good Pokemon right?
My rage bide strategies are legendary right?
Bruno-sama I'm the star of your team aren't I?
This can't be happening to me.
I am an iconic Kanto boss Pokemon.
I AM AN ICONIC KANTO BOSS POKEMON!