"I burn up so much goddamn ganja, I lost the fuckin' fire typing."
"This bitch was so damn kinky, she had to be Mega Rayquaza, ANYTHING GOES."
"I see the pranksters moving. They KNOW shit won't work on me."
"I'm hitting Earthquake in the triple battle. I have NO REGRETS."
"Bitch was straight gooey, had my speed stat down to 29% of peak efficacy."
"I move so fast, the Room ain't a Trick to me no more! SNIPE!"
"They call my shit Lando-T Because it is fucking OVERUSED."
"I hit the Clangorous Soulblaze, now my stats as fuckin' high as I am!"
