I saw my son drawing Delcatty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokémon, like Togedemaru or Pawmi. He told me to bite down on my tongue and choke on it, because every breath I take lets Masuda steal another $10,000 from white people! I told him that Masuda has used the profits he made from making childhood dreams come true to fund wishing wells in third-world countries and that he should be ashamed for disparaging such a saint-like man! He told me that he hopes that all of the niggers in South America use those wells to wish that I wasn't such a massive faggot! I ground-typed him. Should I have ground-typed him?