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731KiB, 640x360, Pokémon Battle Revolution 296 - Honchkrow vs. Scizor (online-video-cutter.com) (1).mp4

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 18:32:00 No.58860809 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58860821 >>58861080 >>58861317 >>58862437 >>58862443

>in Battle Revolution, Honchkrow pretends to pull out guns and shoot them in its idle animation

It should have a signature move based on this idea where it shoots its feathers. It could be a Dark or Flying-type version of Scale Shot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 18:33:07 No.58860818 Report

Quoted By: >>58860821

>NOOO I WAS TOLD 3D MODELS HAD TO BE SOULLESS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 18:34:34 No.58860821 Report

Quoted By: >>58860827 >>58860830 >>58860831 >>58860857 >>58861622 >>58861645 >>58861656

>>58860809
that looks fucking retarded

>>58860818
>soul = make the pokemon behave like stupid slapstick cartoon characters

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 18:35:42 No.58860827 Report

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>>58860821
>make the pokemon behave like stupid slapstick cartoon characters
But it's fine when the slop i grew up with does it according to 4chan retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 18:36:10 No.58860830 Report

Quoted By: >>58860849

>>58860821
Pokemon is full of slapstick though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 18:36:32 No.58860831 Report

Quoted By: >>58860849 >>58860853 >>58860863 >>58860872

>>58860821
>make really cool animations that characterize mons
>UHM ACKSHUALLY THEY NEED TO JUST STAND STILL

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 18:43:06 No.58860849 Report

Quoted By: >>58860864 >>58860867

>>58860831
>make really cool animations that characterize mons
The mainline games already do that without making the Pokemon into Looney Tunes characters.

>>58860830
Where? In the retarded ashnime?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 18:44:16 No.58860853 Report

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>>58860831
>UHM ACKSHUALLY THEY NEED TO JUST STAND STILL
Don’t check what Lucario is doing in OP’s image

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 18:45:58 No.58860857 Report

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>>58860821
>make the pokemon behave like stupid slapstick cartoon characters
Instead they just look like stupid slapstick cartoon characters now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 18:47:20 No.58860863 Report

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>>58860831
>UHM ACKSHUALLY THEY NEED TO JUST STAND STILL
In PBR Honchkrow -is- just standing still until it does its retarded cartoon idle animation while in the actual mainline games it’s constantly moving and flapping its wings. Make up your mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 18:47:32 No.58860864 Report

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>>58860849
If Pokemon wasn't slapstick, the Pokemon would actually take damage in battle instead of just shrugging everything off.

The setting is deliberately filtered through slapstick cartoon logic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 18:48:30 No.58860867 Report

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>>58860849
>comparing the battle revolution animations to some of the most iconic cartoon characters in history
not the gotcha you think it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 18:51:22 No.58860872 Report

Quoted By: >>58860881

>>58860831
>>make really cool animations that characterize mons
But NOW when they do that everyone complains about pokemon species all having the same personality
pokecucks are so fucking incoherent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 18:54:04 No.58860881 Report

Quoted By: >>58860930 >>58860937 >>58860999 >>58861304

>>58860872
These faggots have no standards beyond “thing I grew up with is good and thing I didn’t grew up with is bad”

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 18:54:17 No.58860883 Report

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>it's okay for Blastoise to just stand there with water cannons completely static and immobile
>We wouldn't want it to lean over to actually aim the cannons and use it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 19:09:31 No.58860930 Report

Quoted By: >>58860934 >>58860936 >>58860937

>>58860881
The problem was never their behavior dipshit it was how they look. They dont look like a believable species that could exist in the wild

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 19:10:41 No.58860934 Report

Quoted By: >>58861078

>>58860930
And Honchkrow doing a retarded finger gun gesture also doesn’t look like a believable species that could exist in the wild. What’s your point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 19:11:14 No.58860936 Report

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>>58860930
>They dont look like a believable species that could exist in the wild
"Believability" my ass when horseshoe magnets is the wildlife of the region

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 19:11:35 No.58860937 Report

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>>58860930
>pocket monsters are animals
>>58860881
No one is making that argument. Quite the opposite, the mons on top actually have quite a bit of characterization.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 19:13:20 No.58860941 Report

Quoted By: >>58861083

if honchkrow was released today people would shit on it for behaving too much like a human mafia mob instead of behaving like a bird admit it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 19:26:22 No.58860980 Report

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Why does /vp/ think schizophrenia is an argument?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 19:34:25 No.58860999 Report

Quoted By: >>58861011

>>58860881
At what point did pokemon frowning after getting hit become the same as having a pokemon just be Gex or a cereal mascot defined only by its love for a human sport?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 19:38:36 No.58861011 Report

Quoted By: >>58861018 >>58861216

>>58860999
At what point did a Pokemon that naturally kicks objects to attack become the same as a mob boss looney tunes character who does finger guns and tips his hat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 19:39:53 No.58861018 Report

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>>58861011
>Honch
>head honcho

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:09:09 No.58861078 Report

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>>58860934
>And Honchkrow doing a retarded finger gun gesture also doesn’t look like a believable species that could exist in the wild.
There are plenty of examples of animals that behave in a wacky manner, there aren't examples of animals who look like they were drawn by Tex Avery

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:09:17 No.58861080 Report

Quoted By: >>58863112

>>58860809
Not every fucking thing needs a signature ability/move, getting really sick of this design philosophy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:10:44 No.58861083 Report

Quoted By: >>58861114 >>58861118

>>58860941
Nobody shits on Swakabilly for looking like a greaser it becomes a problem when the theme overtakes the rest of the design, as is the case with most recent starters

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:22:35 No.58861114 Report

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>>58861083
>it becomes a problem when the pokemon isn’t fat
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:24:42 No.58861118 Report

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>>58861083
>Nobody shits on Swakabilly
Because no one remembers that cartoon animal shitmon lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:01:27 No.58861216 Report

Quoted By: >>58861222

>>58861011
Still waiting on your explanation on how pokemon frowning is the same as your retarded job themed cereal mascots

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:03:13 No.58861222 Report

Quoted By: >>58861278

>>58861216
Still waiting on your explanation on how pokemon kicking things is the same as a retarded mob boss cartoon character

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:21:36 No.58861278 Report

Quoted By: >>58861314

>>58861222
>b-b-but what about [OTHER JOBMON]
Didn’t ask. Still waiting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:28:55 No.58861304 Report

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>>58860881
Bottom has SOUL top doesnt

Simple as

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:30:49 No.58861314 Report

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>>58861278
>b-b-but what about [OTHER JOBMON]
Didn’t ask. Still waiting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:31:31 No.58861317 Report

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>>58860809
holy SOVL

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:31:55 No.58861319 Report

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>Jobmon retard VS Jobmon retard
/vp/ is dead lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 23:19:18 No.58861585 Report

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Corv already does this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 23:27:54 No.58861622 Report

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>>58860821
he was goofin'

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 23:33:56 No.58861645 Report

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>>58860821

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 23:36:43 No.58861656 Report

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>>58860821
It's cool you absolute midwit. Go back to Smogon forums with your bitchass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 04:51:35 No.58862437 Report

Quoted By: >>58863061

>>58860809
I'm all for Stadium/etc's animations, and I know Honchkrow specifically has a mob boss theme, but pretend guns might be a bit much in a Pokemon game, even considering Inteleon's existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 04:53:33 No.58862443 Report

Quoted By: >>58863118

>>58860809
Thats its special attack animation

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 11:58:00 No.58863061 Report

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>>58862437
Tommy guns wouldnt be considered controversial since they havent been used for crimes in decades

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 12:20:32 No.58863083 Report

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Man you guys really took the bait. This board would be a better place if more people would holistically recognize obvious bait and just... not respond or interact with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 12:45:51 No.58863112 Report

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>>58861080
Why? It makes them more unique and useful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 12:48:49 No.58863118 Report

Quoted By: >>58863123

>>58862443
This, people forget Honchkrow was designed as a mixed attacker, not a Staraptor with Dark STAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 12:50:22 No.58863123 Report

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>>58863118
Not a simple mixed attacker but a SLOW FRAIL MIXED ATTACKER

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