/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #58861105

>>58861116
>Most popular
>Zoroark
It couldn't even hold a candle against Chandelure in its own region, and against many other mons from other regions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:28:21 No.58861127 Report

Quoted By: >>58861135 >>58861144

>>58861124
>Event pokemon couldn't go against other pokemon that can be found normally
You don't fucking say? dipshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:28:34 No.58861129 Report

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>>58861110
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:29:48 No.58861132 Report

Quoted By: >>58861138

>>58861110
>Gen 3
Blaziken (character)
Swampert (pocket monster)
Sceptile (pocket monster)
>Gen 4
Infernape (character)
Empoleon (character)
Torterra (pocket monster)
>gen 5
Emboar (character)
Samurott (borderline)
Serperior ( borderline)
>gen 6
Delphox (character)
Greninja (character)
Chesnaught (character)
>gen 7
Incineroar (character)
Primarina (character)
Decidueye (character)
>gen 8
Cinderace (character)
Inteleon (character)
Rillaboom (character) <— could’ve been a grass gorilla monster but forced to be a drummer
>gen 9
Skeledirge (character) <— could’ve been a fire gator monster but forced to be a bald singing clown
Quaquaval (character)
Meowscarada (character) <— only other starter that’s more annoying and ugly than SHITinja

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:30:19 No.58861134 Report

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>>58861105
Cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:30:55 No.58861135 Report

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>>58861127
Glad we agree then.
So why is it in the picture in the first place? Replace with Blaziken then lmfao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:32:20 No.58861138 Report

Quoted By: >>58861204 >>58861227 >>58862232 >>58862550 >>58864026 >>58864586

>>58861132
>could’ve been a grass gorilla monster
Boring cartoon animals aren't monsters

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:32:45 No.58861140 Report

Quoted By: >>58861155

>>58861116
Only gardevoir Lucario greninja and infernape are popular and the latter two are barely anthro
Zoruark flopped precisely because they tried to pander to mommyfags in its movie (also they made it impossible to get in its own Gen). It flopped so badly it got regional replaced, which is far more successful due to being portrayed more feral
Ceruledge is flavor of the month
No one care about zero aura despite that faggot getting a mega
Everyone except furries and perverts prefers to croc to the cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:33:55 No.58861144 Report

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>>58861127
why are you mad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:35:33 No.58861150 Report

Quoted By: >>58861162

>>58861116
pokephiles can’t think of any other metric than porn since they’re repulsive kissless social rejects
pokemon should look like pocket MONSTERS, not cartoon characters for furfags to further stain this fandom with MEMES AND PORN.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:36:25 No.58861152 Report

Quoted By: >>58861159

>>58861105
How is a ninja frog a character? It’s pretty much just a sneaky anthropomorphic frog, and we’ve had anthropomorphic pokemon since Gen 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:38:06 No.58861155 Report

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>>58861140
>it flopped despite being the second most popular unovamon
lol
>Flavor of the month
Keep saying it dude and maybe one day i'll be true
>No one cares about zero aura
And no one cares what americunts think
>Everyone except [90% of the pokemon fanbase] prefers to croc to the cat
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:40:18 No.58861159 Report

Quoted By: >>58861177

>>58861152
It’s literally a ninja but as a frog, its entire existence is just to do ninja shit but with a water theme. it’s different from something like Gardevoir which looks like NOTHING, just a vaguely onion-looking alien.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:42:15 No.58861162 Report

Quoted By: >>58861165 >>58861168 >>58862572

>>58861150
>pokemon should look like pocket MONSTERS, not cartoon characters for furfags to further stain this fandom with MEMES AND PORN.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:43:18 No.58861165 Report

Quoted By: >>58861577

>>58861162
Blaziken is the only popular one there and is a chicken monster. Everyone complaining about it here is coping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:44:10 No.58861168 Report

Quoted By: >>58861172 >>58861178

>>58861162
>fox mage
>wrestler tiger
>kickboxing chicken
not fucking comparable to a wendigo, it’s just a fucking animal + job + element made to stand on two feet to appease furfags like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:45:55 No.58861172 Report

Quoted By: >>58861198

>>58861168
Retarded zoomerfaggots like you thinking furries invented the concept of anthromorphism will never be not funny and sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:47:33 No.58861177 Report

Quoted By: >>58861198 >>58861200

>>58861159
How is that different than something like Typhlosion which is a volcano badger? Or Empoleon, which is just an emperor themed penguin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:47:36 No.58861178 Report

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>>58861168
>Labyrinth guard bull

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:54:09 No.58861195 Report

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>Humanoid monsters in mythology
Uuh monsters idk
>Humanoid monsters in games
OMG FURRY REEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:54:47 No.58861198 Report

Quoted By: >>58861199

>>58861177
>Typhlosion
A volcano isn’t job or a person. You might as well bitch about Magcargo or Torkoal, you disingenuous cunt.
>Empoleon
It’s literally short for “Emperor Napoleon” and looks like him, you fucking moron.
>>58861172
>if u disagree wif me ur a zoomzoom!!
your input is as worthless as the shit you took this morning
you are possessed by your porn addiction and unironically think the # of smut = popularity, because your brain has been so fried by it that you can’t operate on any other logic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:55:51 No.58861199 Report

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>>58861198
>>if u disagree wif me ur a zoomzoom!!
Only a zoomzoom faggot retard would think furries invented anthromorphism yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:55:57 No.58861200 Report

Quoted By: >>58861344

>>58861177
to be fair, volcano is not a job (but i wish it was)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:58:14 No.58861204 Report

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>>58861138
Most pokemon are just cartoon animals

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 20:58:56 No.58861205 Report

Quoted By: >>58861212 >>58861213 >>58861307

>Animal head
>Human bodies
A furry invented these according to /vp/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:00:34 No.58861212 Report

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>>58861205
or perhaps furries existed for longer than we thought

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:00:57 No.58861213 Report

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>>58861205
/vp/edos would unironically say "Yes"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:03:51 No.58861227 Report

Quoted By: >>58861232

>>58861138
meanwhile, you go crazy for mascot characters masquerading as pokemon because they make your microscopic dick hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:04:51 No.58861232 Report

Quoted By: >>58861239

>>58861227
if porn and other men's dicks is the only thing you think about then that's more of a your problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:06:44 No.58861239 Report

Quoted By: >>58861281 >>58861306

>>58861232
not a real argument, and your porn addiction isn’t a real personality.
I suggest you judge pokemon based on their quality as pocket MONSTERS, not their quantity of furry porn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:22:48 No.58861281 Report

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>>58861239
Newsflash, you dumb little bastard, a bipedal human-sized creature IS in fact a monster. That they're all affected by pokéballs in their universe in fact makes them POCKET MONSTERS. Sorry you missed Pokémania, but they were leaning into the more sexual aspects of pokémon from the get-go, had progressed to showing pokémon horny for humans by Gen 2 and by Gen 3 flat-out wrote a movie around an interspecies romance (which they they canonised and set up as the MC of the long-running anime's endgoal). You lost this culture war before you started.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:26:49 No.58861295 Report

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>>58861116
Gays are 1% of world population and they are the loudest fanbase

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:29:28 No.58861306 Report

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>>58861239
if they're popular then they have good pocket monster quality, simple as
unless you have some official objective pocket monster design element list to make real arguments with

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:29:44 No.58861307 Report

Quoted By: >>58861315 >>58861426

>>58861205
>Allah destroyed furfags in the past
>he's destroying them now by giving them suicidal thoughts all the time and inability to reproduce by making them rejected by every society
>Japan is having a population crisis
>White people (known for raping dogs) are declining too
Thanks, Allah

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:31:00 No.58861315 Report

Quoted By: >>58861322

>>58861307
why is Allah increasing the Indians?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:32:15 No.58861322 Report

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>>58861315
Allah is killing Indians with their own trains lol
Fuckers just breed like rats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:38:53 No.58861344 Report

Quoted By: >>58861356 >>58861414

>>58861200
Ninja isn’t a job either thobeit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:42:30 No.58861356 Report

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>>58861344
It is, in the jrpg scene

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 21:56:54 No.58861381 Report

Quoted By: >>58861565

>>58861124
>le flopped meme
It's the second most popular unovamon.
>i-it's only second!
So i guess Gardevoir, Infernape and Zeraora flopped, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 22:02:16 No.58861395 Report

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>>58861110
>The first jobmon and furryfaggot starter
Gen 3 was a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 22:12:13 No.58861414 Report

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>>58861344
It WAS a job, but they were called shinobi.
They didn't even bothered with dark clothes or hidden techniques.
Back then ninjas were the equivalent of "information moles" that the japanese had. They served under a ninja or a lord, and mostly worked or lived as peasants while stealing information about enemy clans.
The whole dark clothes thing come from japanese plays where men dressed all black to not take spotlight from the show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 22:13:22 No.58861417 Report

Quoted By: >>58862488

>>58861105
I'm sorry but after finally completing a pkm X playthrough I can't hate Greninja, his moves, animations, and the contrast between his serious battle pose and how goofy he looks in Poke-ammie it's just too much to not love.
Also his move pool is decently varied and you can play him as a physical or a special attacker.
He's just a fun Pokemon all around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 22:15:39 No.58861426 Report

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>>58861307
enshrining a pedophile heretic is bad actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 22:33:31 No.58861468 Report

Quoted By: >>58864644

>>58861110
You might as well call Feraligatr a fucking jobmon if you think Blaziken is one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 23:09:51 No.58861556 Report

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>>58861116
>zoroblud think he’s part of the crew
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 23:13:42 No.58861565 Report

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>>58861381
>second most popular unovamon
that’s like being in second place at the special ed olympic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 23:16:48 No.58861577 Report

Quoted By: >>58862221

>>58861165
contrarians don't matter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 23:22:33 No.58861602 Report

Quoted By: >>58862218 >>58863918

>>58861117
>more samurotts and emboars
You mean designs that received deserved love this decade?
You're likely a Snivycuck lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 01:24:14 No.58861941 Report

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>furry
Greninja looks more like a frog monster than Poliwrath bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 03:03:16 No.58862212 Report

Quoted By: >>58862526

At this point I wish they'd scrap making new starters every gen and just let you pick from the ones currently available + Pikachu + Eevee

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 03:05:22 No.58862218 Report

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>>58861602
>regional replacement and za memega form
>love
LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 03:06:22 No.58862221 Report

Quoted By:

>>58861577
This poll was made after Embort got a mega btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 03:11:49 No.58862232 Report

Quoted By:

>>58861138
Correct, that's why he said it should be a gorilla monster and not some cartoon drummer from a kids show

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 05:11:34 No.58862488 Report

Quoted By:

>>58861417
You like a cartoon character, not a pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 05:31:44 No.58862526 Report

Quoted By:

>>58862212
>just don't make new pokemon!
so they should just make new legends games then

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 05:47:37 No.58862550 Report

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>>58861138
Rowlet is a boring cartoon animal yet is more popular than almost every single thing on that list. M-muh cartoon monsters? Yeah fucking right, you guys live in fantasy land.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 05:49:25 No.58862558 Report

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>>58861116
>>58861105
i have fat jobmon fatigue

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 05:59:12 No.58862572 Report

Quoted By: >>58862575 >>58862631 >>58862649 >>58862680 >>58862737

>>58861162
this guy will look you straight in the eye and tell you there are three monsters in this image btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 06:00:48 No.58862575 Report

Quoted By:

>>58862572
Left is a monster, middle is a waifu, right is a cartoon animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 06:42:36 No.58862631 Report

Quoted By:

>>58862572
It's almost like pokemon has a different style

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 06:55:59 No.58862649 Report

Quoted By:

>>58862572
>Humanoid deer
How is that any different from humanoid bull

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 07:14:25 No.58862680 Report

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>>58862572
>if it's cartoony then it's not a monster
i guess NOT a single pokemon ever created is actually a monster just because gamefreak deliberately choose the option of drawing cool things like dragons and kaijus with an obese manlet body and scrawny T-rex arms with little wings i guess they're not monsters anymore since they're in cartoon anime style

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Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 08:07:29 No.58862737 Report

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>>58862572
‘member when pokephiles lost their marbles over the pic-related fakemon, Faunazon? this is how truly lost the fandom is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 08:35:08 No.58862769 Report

Quoted By: >>58863905

>>58861116
All of them are kino.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 08:39:55 No.58862775 Report

Quoted By: >>58862782

>>58861116
Literally none of the rest are on Lucario and Greninja’s level. Actually, does Charizard count as a cartoon animal? Are cartoon dragons equivalent to cartoon animals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 08:44:38 No.58862782 Report

Quoted By: >>58863009 >>58863917

>>58862775
fire-breathing dragon isn’t a job like the ninja frog, nor is it a furry design like the furry anubis or failed shillmon disguise fox or the ugly jester cat.
closest things to what you accuse Charizard of are Rillaboom and Skeledirge, maybe Serperior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 11:15:48 No.58863009 Report

Quoted By:

>>58862782
Serperior maybe, Rillaboom and Skeledirge are jobmons

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 19:41:58 No.58863905 Report

Quoted By:

>>58862769
Nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 19:52:41 No.58863917 Report

Quoted By:

>>58862782
So… Charizard IS a cartoon animal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 19:52:59 No.58863918 Report

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>>58861602
>trying to turn unovachads against each other
i shiggy diggy
that’s clearly an asshurt sperm you’re replying too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 20:54:51 No.58864026 Report

Quoted By: >>58864035

>>58861138
neither are cereal mascots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 20:56:58 No.58864035 Report

Quoted By: >>58864053

>>58864026
>Cereal mascots invented anthro animals
Your IQ is lower than zero

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 21:01:14 No.58864053 Report

Quoted By: >>58864067

>>58864035
>Say that cereal mascots (anthro animals) aren't monsters
>Somehow equates this to me saying that cereal mascots invented anthro animals.
Supreme retardery on your end chief.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 21:02:40 No.58864060 Report

Quoted By: >>58864075 >>58864218

>>58861105
Nothing wrong with jobmons

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 21:03:15 No.58864067 Report

Quoted By: >>58864078

>>58864053
>Doesn't point out where i'm wrong
Typical feralfaggot with low IQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 21:04:35 No.58864075 Report

Quoted By: >>58864086

>>58864060
brainlet take

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 21:04:49 No.58864078 Report

Quoted By: >>58864080

>>58864067
>Illiterate
You have my pity you sad strange creature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 21:05:12 No.58864080 Report

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>>58864078
>No counter argument
i accept your concession

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 21:05:50 No.58864084 Report

Quoted By: >>58864218 >>58864271 >>58864281

I have fat jobmon fatigue

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 21:05:56 No.58864086 Report

Quoted By:

>>58864075
You lost

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 22:01:30 No.58864218 Report

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>>58864060
true Kanto had jobmons so it can't be bad
>>58864084
are the fat jobmons in the room with us right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 22:21:07 No.58864271 Report

Quoted By: >>58864503

>>58864084
I have furrybait fatigue

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 22:25:29 No.58864281 Report

Quoted By: >>58864309

>>58864084
Are Emboar and Samurott jobmon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 22:40:26 No.58864309 Report

Quoted By:

>>58864281
Cartoon characters

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 23:54:57 No.58864503 Report

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>>58864271
furrybait franchise deal with it

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Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 00:25:03 No.58864570 Report

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>>58861105
Nah, it's this SHIT EATING FAGGOT DOG's fault. Been industry plant'd all over this franchise since 2006 & slowly but surely turning a fun monster battler into this wretched grooming hub for aspiring zoophiles.

You know it to be true, I'd say kill it but we're already a decade too late...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 00:30:58 No.58864586 Report

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>>58861138
>Raticate isn't a cartoon animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 00:52:12 No.58864644 Report

Quoted By: >>58864712

>>58861468
Blaziken is based on a capoeira fighter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 01:26:32 No.58864712 Report

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>>58864644
you’re thinking of Hitmontop, the mega uses muay thai

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