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Themed food that comes with gym badges:
>Electric Type is French Fries (because of potato batteries) fried in Citrus Oil or something to give them a Citrussy taste. The fries are also caffeinated. Served in a pikachu tail shaped cone.
>Normal Type is a Miltank Milkshake
>Water Type food is a Slowpoke Tail hotdog, it's made of fish ground up into a hotdog shape.
>Ice Type is a Castelia Cone
>Bug Type food is a honey-flavored jelly served in a Combee-Shaped container
>Steel Type food is a chocolate shaped like a Nut, call it Meltan Melts-In-Your-Mouth Chocolate
>Fairy Type food is Dachsbun Bread
>Flying Type is a Far-Fetched Leek. It's seasoned to taste a bit like chicken (Think Chicken in a Biscuit)
>Fighting Type gets Breloom Protein Mushrooms (Mushrooms breaded with Protein Powder and fried
>Poison Type is... How do we get people to eat something branded Poison? A trubbish dumpling? Something served in an old can? I need help with this one.
>Ground is a bucket of edible sand. Served in a little bucket shaped cup.
>Rock is a heavily salted Garganacl Pretzel Cube
>Ghost Type is either a slice of Pumpkin Pie or a cup of Sinistea-Tea.
>Fire Type is some sort of curry, call it lava curry.
>Grass is a Tropius Banana Salad
>Psychic is difficult. I think Reuniclus-themed Jelly served on a UFO-shaped saucer would be cute. Reference two psychic type mons in one snack (Reuniclus and Beheeyem).
>Dragon is a Dipplin Caramel Apple
>Dark is three Dark-Chocolate pieces themed around Hydreigon
If you manage to eat and obtain all types you can get a cool shirt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 14:36:16 No.58863267 Report

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>>58863252
Let me guess you're fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 14:38:30 No.58863275 Report

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>>58863267
no i just think this would be cute. how do i respond without sounding mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 14:38:44 No.58863276 Report

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>>58863215
This but unironically, aloligirls cafe too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 14:39:16 No.58863279 Report

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>>58863208
Dexcut laws only allow Gen 1 mons and anyone mentioning mons from other gens will be shot on sight

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 14:40:32 No.58863284 Report

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>>58863252
I got an idea for poison type: Blue Cheese-Cheese Curds with purple-dyed breading to look like koffing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 17:46:46 No.58863660 Report

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>>58863208
Toy Story Mania clone where you "catch them all" or as many as you can for the high score

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 17:49:03 No.58863664 Report

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>>58863208
Can't wait to see the variant of "disney adults" for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 18:10:53 No.58863701 Report

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>>58863664
We discuss influencers a lot here already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 18:23:20 No.58863738 Report

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>>58863252
If the Curry isn't Charizard Class, why even bother?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 18:30:15 No.58863765 Report

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>>58863252
Poison could be some sort of purple-colored berry pudding. They could stick some googly eyes in it to make it look like Grimer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 19:00:09 No.58863839 Report

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>>58863208
Since it's confirmed both parks, the Japanese/Asian parks should be Kanto and the US parks should be Unova

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 19:19:38 No.58863862 Report

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Vaporeon splash pad (:

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 21:05:14 No.58864081 Report

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>>58863664
>Implying we haven't already seen those in spades

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 22:20:37 No.58864269 Report

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>>58863208
>What are YOUR ideas for the park, anon?
Guys in Pokésuits fighting eachother with special effects like a sentai live show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Jan 2026 22:25:46 No.58864283 Report

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>>58863664
It's going to be so embarrassingly bad that you get second-hand embarrassment from it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 00:30:19 No.58864584 Report

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>>58864283
See >>58864081

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Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 00:34:27 No.58864593 Report

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>>58863208
It should've been Pokemon from the beginning
Honestly who cares about lame boring Mario stuff
Pokemon has 100x the potential for a theme park

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 00:35:22 No.58864595 Report

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>>58864584
I fear these theme parks might actually create new mutations

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 00:36:49 No.58864601 Report

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>>58863252
>The fries are also caffeinated
What in the fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 01:02:00 No.58864669 Report

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>>58864601
Because they're electric type, they should make you feel energized.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 01:08:37 No.58864681 Report

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>>58864593
The problem isn't Mario, it's just boring and empty from what ive seen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 01:27:21 No.58864715 Report

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>>58864681
No the problem is Mario
Mario is uninteresting especially the way Nintendo handles him now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 02:46:20 No.58864900 Report

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>>58863208
Pikachu... I waited 30 years to meet you!! *cries uncontrollably*

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Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 02:48:32 No.58864905 Report

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>>58863208
Dialga Park. Make it all Dialga-themed. Dialga Pokedolls. Dialga-themed food and drinks. Dialga rides.

Dialga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 03:14:48 No.58864979 Report

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>>58863208
i think it'll probably be a Pokemon version of those limited time "immersive" 4D short film/ride experiences they always do at USJ
i went a couple years ago when they did the MHA and KNY ones and they were okay, fun but nothing crazy or unmissable. they did themed food at one of the cafes which was cute
would be nice if it was something bigger but i'm gonna manage my expectations

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 03:27:44 No.58865014 Report

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>>58863208
>What are YOUR ideas for the park, anon?
Pokegirl love hotel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 14:23:00 No.58865958 Report

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>>58864669
This is some Panerabread lemonade shit, except caffeinated lemonade is something that at least makes sense. Like I understand it's a good focused around energizing you but why in the fuck did you pick french fries?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 14:24:51 No.58865962 Report

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>>58864905
Okay, we get it.

Your favorite pokemon is Palkia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 14:25:58 No.58865965 Report

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>>58864715
You seem like someone who think King K.Rool is the Single greatest character in all of fiction.

Ewww....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 14:44:14 No.58865997 Report

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>>58865958
i picked french fries because of potato batteries, it felt clever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 17:12:26 No.58866331 Report

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>>58864905
Dialga claws typed this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2026 17:46:42 No.58866422 Report

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>>58864905
This guy gets it!

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