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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 08:46:02 No.58892118 View View Reply Original Report

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Why the fuck is Zangoose so high up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 08:48:21 No.58892121 Report

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barafags

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 08:48:59 No.58892122 Report

Quoted By: >>58892559 >>58892941

Is this a tierlist of how much you have to pay to fuck a pokémon on the black market?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 10:08:02 No.58892206 Report

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>>58892118
>anthropomorphic
>cat-like features
>edgy
>simple design/palette
>just thick enough to be thicc, fat, or bara without substantial changes
It may not come to mind as a conventional porn mon, but the reality is it checks a lot of boxes. Scrafty is really the only odd one out here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 10:33:09 No.58892227 Report

Quoted By: >>58892562 >>58892600 >>58892605 >>58892609 >>58895460 >>58896819 >>58896821 >>58896989 >>58897056

>>58892118
whats the highest "why is this so high" for you guys?
for me its snivy/serperior

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 15:30:13 No.58892559 Report

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>>58892122
What's the best bang for your buck then? My money's on Meloetta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 15:32:11 No.58892562 Report

Quoted By: >>58892927

>>58892227
Umbreon. Seriously, third place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 15:33:29 No.58892566 Report

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>>58892118
https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/%E3%82%B6%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B0%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B9%E3%81%AE%E6%97%A5/illustrations
Zangoose has an entire day dedicated to uploading fat fetish furry art lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 15:35:29 No.58892572 Report

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>>58892118
>Zoroark that high
Imagine if they hadn't gone full retard and made it possible to get in BW

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 15:38:48 No.58892580 Report

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>>58892118
on this list ive jerked off to pikachu eevee zangoose raichu zorua vulpix ampharos shaymin pichu dewott furret jirachi rockruff pachirisu oshawott minccino
but the pokemon ive jerked off to the most isnt on the list :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 15:40:52 No.58892583 Report

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>>58892118
It has an actual day dedicated to it for porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 15:44:09 No.58892587 Report

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>>58892118
why is Umbreon THAT high??

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 15:50:06 No.58892600 Report

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>>58892227
Lugia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 15:52:39 No.58892605 Report

Quoted By: >>58892943

>>58892227
While I'm not surprised that stuff like Buizel, Shinx or even Charmander have that much fanart, I'm surprised they're on the same tier of Kirlia. I was expecting there to be a bigger power gap
Are these numbers r34 only? I expect pixiv numbers to be different

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 15:53:49 No.58892609 Report

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>>58892227
CHARIZARD and pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 16:01:41 No.58892632 Report

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>yveltal
That's a spicy fap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 18:49:35 No.58892927 Report

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>>58892562
I think Umbreon's numbers are inflated because not only is it one of the most popular pokemon it's certainly at the top of all pokemon that people want to OC/self-insert as.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 18:59:51 No.58892941 Report

Quoted By: >>58893538 >>58893753

>>58892122
ngl I absolutely WOULD a Raging Bolt, especially if she's a massive sunken-in fuckblimp with giant tits and ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 19:01:16 No.58892943 Report

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>>58892605
>Are these numbers r34 only?
I can tell this is ALWAYS e621.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 19:06:59 No.58892951 Report

Quoted By: >>58894552

>>58892118
>vaporeon behind umbreon, eevee and syveon
meme regurgitating redditors BTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2026 22:52:24 No.58893538 Report

Quoted By: >>58893867

>>58892941
Raikou is right there and you'd really prefer the bootleg giraffe version?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2026 00:29:29 No.58893753 Report

Quoted By: >>58893867

>>58892941
what the fuck do you see in raging bolt? it's not feminine and it's ugly as sin. And I thought I was weird when it comes to pokefucking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2026 00:32:11 No.58893760 Report

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>>58892118
Zangoose is the primo kemono furry mon, it's so popular for Japan furfags that it has its very own day dedicated to drawing porn of it. Realistically, it should be even higher than that but its overseas art isn't as archived on our sites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2026 01:28:46 No.58893867 Report

Quoted By: >>58894428

>>58893538
>>58893753
Probably wants to get headfucked in his ass by thick long neck with prostate tickling moustache.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2026 05:42:41 No.58894428 Report

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>>58893867
I figured it'd be something like long neck = deepthroat but that's certainly a perspective to have.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2026 05:47:19 No.58894442 Report

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>>58892118
Why isn't Seviper higher on the list?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2026 06:30:42 No.58894552 Report

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>>58892951
>the slut duo is ahead of the fish meme
feels good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2026 15:37:13 No.58895440 Report

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>>58894428
>implying his dick is long enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2026 15:43:52 No.58895460 Report

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>>58892227
>whats the highest "why is this so high" for you guys?
Pikachu

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Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2026 16:02:32 No.58895513 Report

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>>58892118
cute belly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2026 16:04:09 No.58895515 Report

Quoted By: >>58895606

>>58892118
>absol twice
retarded list

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2026 16:34:45 No.58895606 Report

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>>58895515
It's absol and mega absol. Mega lopunny and mega lucario are there separately too.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2026 19:46:55 No.58896064 Report

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post zangoose

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Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 00:50:38 No.58896814 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 00:56:08 No.58896819 Report

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>>58892227
The Scorbunny and Sprigatito lines. There are many better furbait options in this franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 00:56:17 No.58896821 Report

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>>58892227
Pichu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 01:04:07 No.58896837 Report

Quoted By: >>58896843 >>58896854 >>58896857 >>58896867

>>58892118
Can someone explain why Scolipede, Noivern, Scrafty, Hatterene, Sandslash, Sableye, Nickit, and Banette are there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 01:08:33 No.58896843 Report

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>>58896837
Hatterene I can easily explain as it looking like obvious waifubait at first glance, and Nickit because furries like their foxes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 01:14:35 No.58896854 Report

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>>58896837
>Banette
Zipper pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 01:15:06 No.58896857 Report

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>>58896837
curvy, plump, bedroom eyes
bat, nice hips, dragon
it's a punk that's enough
waifufags are dumb
plump thick thighed little shortstack
gremlin energy + shortstack
a fox
plushfuckers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 01:19:51 No.58896867 Report

Quoted By: >>58896920 >>58896932 >>58896933

>>58896837
>scolipede
Donut. Also horse-like. It's probably one of the most notorious 'non-standard' pokemon for porn.

>scrafty
Urban ruffian humanoid=black-coded enough for porn artists.

>hatterene
Girly.

>sandslash
Not too sure about this one, maybe a combination of age and belly shape.

>nickit
Bedroom eyes, sneaky.

Less sure about the other 3 but for sableye and banette it's probably the small + doll-like + tricky combination.

Somehow not porn-rotted enough to understand noivern.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 01:29:20 No.58896891 Report

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>>58892118
all me. she cute

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Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 01:32:07 No.58896901 Report

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>>58896891
those are males

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Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 01:38:32 No.58896920 Report

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>>58896867
noivern is cute

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Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 01:41:58 No.58896932 Report

Quoted By: >>58896948

>>58896867
>Somehow not porn-rotted enough to understand noivern.
(Curvy?) waist and the pectoral muscles can be interpreted as boobs. Also the belly and underside being blue brings more attention to it in contrast to the rest of the body being black. Being described as cruel and having a violent temper also makes Noivern tsundere material.

>>58896867
>Donut. Also horse-like. It's probably one of the most notorious 'non-standard' pokemon for porn.
There's also quite a lot of weight gain and inflation content of Scolipede since it has a "chubby" appearance.
t. likes it fat and inflated

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Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 01:42:02 No.58896933 Report

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>>58896867
>not porn-rotted enough to understand noivern
Just look at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 01:47:49 No.58896948 Report

Quoted By: >>58896960

>>58896932
noivern is mostly used for gay stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 01:51:42 No.58896960 Report

Quoted By: >>58896982 >>58896984 >>58897066

Wasn't there a screenshot of the stats from pokesmash.xyz for the top 10 Pokemon from each gen?

>>58896948
Let's not pretend that there isn't porn of female Noivern with big fat tits and thick thighs.

noivern female -male

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 02:02:19 No.58896982 Report

Quoted By: >>58897086

>>58896960
that's off model garbage
no thanks

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Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 02:02:51 No.58896984 Report

Quoted By: >>58897058

>>58896960
>Wasn't there a screenshot of the stats from pokesmash.xyz for the top 10 Pokemon from each gen?
Forgot about the archive for a bit, even though gen 9 isn't included.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/57823434/#q57823448

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 02:04:17 No.58896989 Report

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>>58892227
Charizard and Inshiteroar

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 02:34:43 No.58897056 Report

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>>58892227
Pikachu, Charizard, Raichu, Riolu, Charmander, Gengar, Audino, Samurott.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 02:37:44 No.58897058 Report

Quoted By: >>58897064

>>58896984
what website is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 02:40:58 No.58897064 Report

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>>58897058
IIRC it's pokesmash.xyz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 02:44:30 No.58897066 Report

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>>58896960
>smash pichu
>get jumpscared by the fucking over the hedge turtle
forgot it did that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 02:52:41 No.58897086 Report

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>>58896982
Thank god im not an on-model autist/feralfag.

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