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Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 22:47:43 No.58899258 View View Reply Original Report

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>Primordial Seabed
>Desolate Continent
>Sky Phantom
What kind of paradox pokemon do you want for the return to Paldea game/DLC/whatever in 2035?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 22:48:38 No.58899260 Report

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>>58899258
A paradox version for these three wouldn't make any sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 22:48:47 No.58899261 Report

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>>58899258
>not fire grass
But WHY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 22:49:44 No.58899266 Report

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>>58899258
Iron funk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 22:53:49 No.58899277 Report

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>>58899258
Oh hey are those the fake Kyogre and Groudon made by jirahchi in pokespe and the movie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 22:54:09 No.58899279 Report

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>>58899258
A fusion between lugia & groudon & dialga will be perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 22:55:44 No.58899283 Report

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>>58899260
None of the paradox make sense, that's the idea, dumbass. Or do you think scream tail is really a billion year old and the Johto beasts have dinosaur versions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 23:31:51 No.58899353 Report

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>>58899277
And niggafug is the Mismagius illusion from the anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2026 23:44:35 No.58899381 Report

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>>58899260
that's why they are called paradox instead of ancient pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2026 00:03:44 No.58899420 Report

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>>58899260
Why not?
>inb4 baseless headcanon or inventing notes that we know aren’t in the leaks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2026 08:14:42 No.58900376 Report

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>>58899258
Fire/Rock is one of the dumpest combinations ever. Even with Desolate Land, it's still 4x weak to ground.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2026 08:29:57 No.58900403 Report

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>>58899258
We should've got fucking Paradox Tropius before anything else. It's actually an ancient species and Tropius is of course complete dogshit so it needs it.

It can be absolutely enormous too. Like at least 20 feet tall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2026 08:31:52 No.58900406 Report

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>>58900403
Why tropius doesn't have a tail

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2026 14:54:48 No.58900851 Report

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>>58900376
>paradox pokemon
>Desolate Land

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2026 15:01:06 No.58900864 Report

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>>58899258
>4x weakness to ground and water
There is a reason why Magcargo is dogshit, OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2026 15:18:56 No.58900883 Report

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>>58900864
Yeah it's cause it's slower than molasses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2026 22:57:06 No.58901784 Report

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>>58900403
it's actually an ancient species
More reason not to give it a paradox, then lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2026 23:11:19 No.58901819 Report

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>>58899258
>Let's slap box mascots on shit without committing to it!

This is why the Hoopa movie was dogshit, so much buildup to where they're finally showcased & all the "mysticism" is thrown out the window for elongated ORAS shilling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2026 23:30:36 No.58901887 Report

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>>58899258
Where did that Kyogre one originate from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2026 23:33:18 No.58901896 Report

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>>58899258
Not these, that’s for sure. The weather trio are already ancient.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2026 23:45:28 No.58901932 Report

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>>58901896
>the weather trio are already ancient.
Yeah that's the entire point, there shouldn't be ancient ancestors of the weather trio because the weather trio is already ancient, just like there shouldn't be ancient ancestors of the beast trio because the dog trio literally came out nowhere from entirely different species.
"It's bullshit the moment you start thinking about it" is one of the signatures of the paradoxes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Feb 2026 00:34:43 No.58902018 Report

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>>58901887
That's the sea devil created by Jirachi's wish in the manga

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Feb 2026 01:19:24 No.58902086 Report

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>>58901896
Paradox pokemon aren't from the past theyre from parallel universes. The ones we encounter in SV just happen to be from two weird universes where everyone is a caveman and everyone is a robot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Feb 2026 03:33:43 No.58902389 Report

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>borts,alolasomes and paldealgeas think they’re even getting a legends game
even number superiority strike again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Feb 2026 12:14:14 No.58903197 Report

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>>58902018
Ohhh cool, I never got that far in the manga

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Feb 2026 12:48:06 No.58903246 Report

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>>58899258
Thankfully none of the slop past gen 6 is ever getting a remake so no need to worry

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