I remember when Salandit was first unveiled. /vp/ went nuts, declaring him as our new mascot. One anon made a thread, describing him as "highly toxic" and "mostly male", making it the perfect 'mom to represent us. I remember the memes, the "rise and fall" of Salandit, I was there.

Why does it all matter? BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND IT IN ANY OF THE ARCHIVES! All of Salandit's memes and shitposts, it's like it never happened, and yet, I remember. Sure, it was almost ten years ago, but I remember. The threads were real, I posted in them, there was even a smug pepe Salandit, but I can't find them. I'm not schizo, and even though I lost some of my memories (not joking, but it's unrelated to Salandit), I still remember these threads.

Where are they? Where's Salandit? Was I hallucinating all of this? Why not do that for something else other than shitposting on /vp/? It makes no sense. I know I'm not crazy.