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Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 17:46:25 No.58930737 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>58931637 >>58931682 >>58931711 >>58932564

Pokemon that look like their existence is pure suffering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 17:56:32 No.58930770 Report

Quoted By: >>58931724

inb4 yawnfag posts samurott

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 22:14:22 No.58931493 Report

Quoted By: >>58931539

(totally forgot this thing existed too btw)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 22:23:17 No.58931539 Report

Quoted By: >>58931671

>>58931493
Fun fact: Dhelmise isn't the anchor. It's literally just the seaweed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 22:48:05 No.58931637 Report

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>>58930737
Once I realized this thing moves, by spinning its "legs" like an old school cartoon character, it makes me slightly uncomfortable every time I look at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:00:38 No.58931671 Report

Quoted By: >>58931933

>>58931539
how come they're all the same then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:03:47 No.58931682 Report

Quoted By: >>58931699

>>58930737
I don't even know what Pokémon that is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:08:23 No.58931699 Report

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>>58931682
It's the middle evolution of a super shitmon, don't worry about it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:11:39 No.58931706 Report

Quoted By: >>58931935 >>58932549

Imagine evolving and then you're suddenly forced to crawl on the floor like a drooling retard the rest of your life while not being able to properly use your own tools your entire fighting style is revolved around.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:12:46 No.58931709 Report

Quoted By: >>58932032 >>58933154

Can't this thing, like, not breathe on land or some shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:12:50 No.58931711 Report

Quoted By: >>58931714

>>58930737
Go with God you ugly fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:13:49 No.58931714 Report

Quoted By: >>58931794

>>58931711
Turn your monitor on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:16:25 No.58931724 Report

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>>58930770
Nice try yawnfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:41:03 No.58931794 Report

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>>58931714
My monitor is never turned off
You should join 2026 already

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:48:45 No.58931825 Report

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It lives in the sand and shoots sand out its nose then it evolves into a pokemon that lives in the sand and shoots even more sand out its nose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:51:06 No.58931831 Report

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is each loose fragment a part of its body? does it hurt to separate them?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 00:20:53 No.58931892 Report

Quoted By: >>58932414 >>58932557

How about your hind legs literally melting so you have to drag yourself with your front legs? At least it's temporary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 00:28:06 No.58931911 Report

Quoted By: >>58932028

>>58931794
>He thinks a mirror is a monitor
Holy fuckin kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 00:35:47 No.58931933 Report

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>>58931671
Same reason that Arbok apparently has six different face variations at minimum and yet we've had the same one since Gen IV

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 00:36:26 No.58931935 Report

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>>58931706
Unova's welfare allows retards like this to exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 01:20:29 No.58932028 Report

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>>58931911
How many mirrors do you know are powered, retard?

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Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 01:21:10 No.58932032 Report

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>>58931709
>Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokémon can't breathe unless it's underwater.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 04:10:23 No.58932384 Report

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>Seethe for a decade
>Lose
Imagine still forcing a hate campaign for Samugod lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 04:26:53 No.58932414 Report

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>>58931892
Kek. Imagine the unimaginable pain Heatran must be in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 04:28:00 No.58932419 Report

Quoted By: >>58932556

>>58931699
Colossal won a high profile tournament

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 05:17:52 No.58932549 Report

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>>58931706
LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 05:19:36 No.58932556 Report

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>>58932419
any mon can win in VGC because all you need is Protect + luck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 05:19:39 No.58932557 Report

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>>58931892
>Her volcanic diarrhea got so bad it melted her ass and legs and fused them into an amorphous blob
Sad....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 05:21:29 No.58932564 Report

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>>58930737
idk he seems to be having a good time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 05:37:45 No.58932601 Report

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>>58931699
>super shitmon
Self report

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 05:43:39 No.58932606 Report

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Do you think he’ll ever get that coal to page 10?

Stellarvoid !!//uOhXluYbc

Stellarvoid !!//uOhXluYbc Tue 17 Feb 2026 13:37:44 No.58933154 Report

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>>58931709
>>58932032
Cara Liss and her crimes will be brought to justice

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