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Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:39:48 No.58931789 View View Reply Original Report

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Well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:41:42 No.58931798 Report

Quoted By: >>58931804 >>58932171 >>58933228

Very dishonest meme. Frankly "animals" should be further separated into two groups:
>Waifumons
>Animals and Objects

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:41:43 No.58931799 Report

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>>58931789
There's no well in that picture, just a three way fork.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:43:09 No.58931804 Report

Quoted By: >>58931845 >>58931862 >>58932018 >>58932874 >>58932998 >>58933228 >>58933879 >>58935524

>>58931798
Pokemon cannot consent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:47:01 No.58931821 Report

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>>58931789
all three at once

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:47:11 No.58931822 Report

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por que no los tres?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2026 23:57:08 No.58931845 Report

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>>58931804
Niether can you, you can't consent unless someone asks you for sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 00:06:25 No.58931862 Report

Quoted By: >>58932176 >>58933009 >>58933599

>>58931804
Alakazam is smarter than Einstein by a comical magnitude, the dex entries ARE correct, and you were born to suck my hairy nuts. Swallow them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 00:08:13 No.58931866 Report

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>>58931789
>Animals
>it's just two people and a humanoid rabbit
where's my real fuckable pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 01:05:59 No.58931993 Report

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>>58931789
The fourth route, men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 01:13:32 No.58932018 Report

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>>58931804
Verily!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 02:21:42 No.58932143 Report

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>>58931993
cant blame you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 02:40:39 No.58932171 Report

Quoted By: >>58932176

>>58931798
Waifumons are animals, the series makes no distinction between Gardevior and Skitty

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 02:44:30 No.58932176 Report

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>>58932171
-> >>58931862

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 03:26:06 No.58932282 Report

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>>58931789
None of them are 10 (except some of their anime counterparts, but they pretty much just reuse the game designs while saying they're Ash's age)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 03:32:34 No.58932296 Report

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>58931804
cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 03:40:08 No.58932310 Report

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>>58931789
There's only two real answers. Why would I go into a magical utopia land just to have sex with hags which I can already do now? It would be a complete waste. Since I'm not into animals, I guess i would have to go with 10 year olds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 09:18:02 No.58932874 Report

Quoted By: >>58933009

>>58931804
>Still lying out of his ass after he's been BTFO'd over and over
They can consent in the games, in the anime, in the manga, and in all other forms of media. They are as intelligent as if not more intelligent than the average human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 11:06:14 No.58932998 Report

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>>58931804
Neither do any foids that don't vote for Libertarians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 11:13:47 No.58933009 Report

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>>58932874
>>58931862
Raping dogs is wrong in the civilized world. Go back to Israel Hymie Epbergstien

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 11:36:16 No.58933036 Report

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>>58931789
Hags

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 11:48:12 No.58933050 Report

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>>58933009
*farts on you*
*little bit of shit slips out into your mouth and down your gullet*
Whoops, my bad baby

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 12:12:32 No.58933062 Report

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>>58931789
how about...animals shaped like 10 year old girls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 12:58:45 No.58933114 Report

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>>58931993
tick tock

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 14:03:50 No.58933180 Report

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>>58931789
All of them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 14:26:52 No.58933201 Report

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>>58931789
There's nothing wrong with choosing 10 year old girls since 10 is the legal age of adulthood in the Pokemon world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 14:35:00 No.58933212 Report

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>>58931789
There's teenagers in Gen 5.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 14:50:05 No.58933228 Report

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>>58931798
I can't really articulate why it but there's something very off-putting about having intelligent humanoids in the same box as cats and dogs.
>>58931804
Mewtwo sure as fuck can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 15:25:25 No.58933282 Report

Quoted By: >>58933579

>>58931789
I have an adult woman fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 18:05:00 No.58933579 Report

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>>58933282
you sick fuck!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 18:12:25 No.58933595 Report

Quoted By: >>58935519

>>58931789
>loli
>pokemon
>hag
Lolibaba goblina

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 18:14:50 No.58933599 Report

Quoted By: >>58933865

>>58931862
>Alakazam is smarter than Einstein
but is it smarter than Epstein?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 18:16:51 No.58933600 Report

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>>58933201
Nice headcanon Anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 19:28:59 No.58933778 Report

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>>58933600
>according to the director and main writer of the Pokemon anime for the first several seasons, Takeshi Shudo, people in the Pokemon world become legally adults at age 10 and that's when compulsory education ends. People at 10 can begin their careers and even get married.
Unironically, it's not a headcanon; it's one of the liberties Shudo took, since at that time the games didn't have extensive lore and the anime had to fill in those gaps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 20:10:47 No.58933858 Report

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>>58933778
based lorechad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 20:13:55 No.58933865 Report

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>>58933599
Alakazam could definitely set up a Pokésex trafficking ring and have all the most powerful trainers apart of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 20:22:08 No.58933878 Report

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>>58931789
10 year old girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 20:22:35 No.58933879 Report

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>>58931804
pokemon can consent
children cannot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 20:33:10 No.58933902 Report

Quoted By: >>58933951

>>58931789
Hags, duh.
>obese (see: disease) 55 year old dressing like she's 20 in shapewear
Imagined the smell. Want to delete my save now.

>>>/fit/fph

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 20:54:49 No.58933951 Report

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>>58933902
>pic
Is this what the kids call Snorlaxmaxxing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 20:57:59 No.58933957 Report

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>>58931789
I choose all three paths.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Feb 2026 21:14:08 No.58933991 Report

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>>58933951
>pic
You are the problem.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 02:50:52 No.58934769 Report

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>>58931789
In which category this put me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 04:17:07 No.58934916 Report

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>>58933009
Good thing I don't find animals attractive and that pokemon are not animals, they're sapient, intelligent, magical creatures capable of higher thought and consent as has been proven to you with evidence multiple times on this board. Meanwhile, you're a child rapist and deserve to hang with the rest of those subhuman cannibals in DC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 12:12:27 No.58935514 Report

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>>58933009
Rape would imply having sex with them against their will. If they consent it's not rape.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 12:15:38 No.58935519 Report

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>>58933595

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Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 12:22:07 No.58935524 Report

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>>58931804
>>58933009
Here you dropped this

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