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Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 19:08:17 No.58936331 View View Reply Original Report

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Is the Pokémon company starting to accept that Pokémon are our husbands and wives?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 19:26:33 No.58936366 Report

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>>58936331
left: two wives
right: two husbands

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 20:05:46 No.58936480 Report

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>>58936331
>lucario taller
They really regret making 3'11 it's canon height.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 21:24:45 No.58936641 Report

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>>58936480
makes lucario a monlet if shipped with anything not an nfe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 21:30:08 No.58936651 Report

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>>58936331
They already do accept Pokémon being husbands/wives as long as it's with someone who is also a Pokémon or the time period is in the ancient past. Otherwise no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 21:36:46 No.58936667 Report

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>>58936480
Reminder that Pokemon canonically (in the games) come in various different heights now. That's just an XXL Lucario.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 22:00:38 No.58936705 Report

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>>58936366
Anon that’s gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 22:08:41 No.58936717 Report

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>>58936705
Turn on your monitor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 22:12:26 No.58936725 Report

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>>58936331
>off-model Lucario

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 23:32:12 No.58936903 Report

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>>58936331
Always have.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 23:33:13 No.58936905 Report

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Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2026 23:37:33 No.58936922 Report

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>>58936717
no seriously, stop being gay, it's bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 00:08:48 No.58936986 Report

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>>58936905
wonder how humans even managed to not breed themselves out of existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 00:18:01 No.58937009 Report

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>>58936986
You have more than enough humans that can keep humans around. It helps that Pokemon can also birth humans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 00:26:14 No.58937023 Report

Quoted By: >>58937055 >>58939948

>Game Freak have been shipping humans and pokémon since the outset
>TPC resolutely ignored this mindset since it started
>Masuda leaves Game Freak for TPC
>TPC begins adhering more closely to canon as a result
Based Masuda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 00:34:05 No.58937034 Report

Quoted By: >>58937921

>>58936905
I think I'd like the Machamp line more if it was just a little more animalistic and didn't have those stupid shorts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 00:44:17 No.58937050 Report

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>>58936331
this is epstein files shit
they should all be in jail

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 00:47:39 No.58937055 Report

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>>58937023
Indeed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 01:13:32 No.58937108 Report

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>>58937055
Why didn't Ash catch her, is he gay or retarded?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 02:27:54 No.58937299 Report

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>>58936331

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 02:34:22 No.58937319 Report

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>>58937050
Yeah cause calling a made up monster ya girlfriend is toootally the same as a notorious monster/s

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 02:35:06 No.58937321 Report

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>>58936331
>starting
They have since Gen 3 when they initially conceived Gardevoir in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 02:44:57 No.58937349 Report

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>>58936331
Technically not but I doubt that'll stop fans as ill admit i used to call some of my fav mons like primarina,cinderace and meowscarda too name "my girls" and fantasize of dating and marrying em to name if they were fully anthropomorphic and in the version of the pokemon world in the same look of the artist like saltyxodium verse but it's funnier to imagine they do/are aware

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 02:47:23 No.58937356 Report

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>>58937349
>saltyxodium
>titslop
You don't really love them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 02:53:40 No.58937366 Report

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>>58937050
The hilarious thing about you making that accusation is that both of these are among the only examples of a Pokémon explicitly being the same age as their trainer and growing up alongside them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 02:56:13 No.58937369 Report

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>>58936331
Left felt a lot like a sibling relationship to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 09:18:54 No.58937921 Report

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>>58937034
I totally agree! Let Machamp freeball!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 13:39:32 No.58938234 Report

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>>58937319
why do you speak like a retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 14:35:15 No.58938305 Report

Quoted By: >>58939916 >>58940094

Marriage was canon in JP Sinnoh.
This was the inevitable outcome...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 15:34:57 No.58938405 Report

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>>58936331
Gardevoir wife

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2026 20:56:34 No.58939262 Report

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>>58936903
Having possessive pokemon must be a pain...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 00:28:44 No.58939898 Report

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>>58937349
>saltyxodium
winslowcore

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 00:30:06 No.58939905 Report

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>>58936331
Ever since Gen 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 00:33:13 No.58939916 Report

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>>58938305
Once again, was, AKA it's not a thing anymore and you would be arrested for doing so in modern Pokemon times, sorry if it breaks your gooner fantasy but it's true

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 00:39:20 No.58939934 Report

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>>58936331
They've definitely seen the numbers on r34

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 00:44:04 No.58939948 Report

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>>58939916
>>58937023
>>58937055
Sorry to burst your puritanical bubble there, but the fact Game Freak gave Latias an illegal, yet INCREDIBLY fitting move (Sweet Kiss is called Angel's Kiss in Japan) proves they still see it as right and proper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 01:10:11 No.58940014 Report

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>>58936331
They're unable to explicitly address it without bringing up bestiality and animal rights.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 01:13:56 No.58940026 Report

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>>58936331
They have since Gen 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 01:16:29 No.58940032 Report

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>>58936366
Fpbp. Only faggots are furries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 01:43:45 No.58940094 Report

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>>58938305
No, it was mentioned once in a myth about tucked in the back corner of a library. It has as much validity as three little pigs has in our world. And even in the unlikely event any of it ever happened it would have only ever been a relic of the uncivilized past, its doesn’t happen now except in barbarically backwoods shitholes

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Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 01:50:50 No.58940106 Report

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>>58940094
Then why did my Meowscarada put on this dress and kiss me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 04:14:08 No.58940372 Report

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>>58940094
All myths and legends are based in truth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 04:17:42 No.58940381 Report

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>>58940106
Because your meowscarada is broken. Throw it in the trash and get a new one.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 04:22:33 No.58940397 Report

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>>58940381
Works on my machine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 04:37:37 No.58940435 Report

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>>58940397
Is Latias the only Pokémon that’s been shown in canon kissing a human on the lips?

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Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 04:41:09 No.58940443 Report

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>>58940435
Only one I'm familiar with

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 04:46:49 No.58940452 Report

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>>58937055
I love her so much.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 05:16:34 No.58940511 Report

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Why are foxmons so thirsty for trainers?

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Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 05:36:30 No.58940546 Report

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Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 07:23:59 No.58940762 Report

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>>58936905
That Machop got a blowjob from that girl. Goddamn.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 11:16:30 No.58941592 Report

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Love hmofa.
Love hfoma.
Simple as.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 15:38:27 No.58942408 Report

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>>58940094
It has as much validity as The Sea's Legend. Unless of course you want to pick and choose of course to fit your narrative. I'm starting to think no one here played Legends Arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 19:42:54 No.58943227 Report

Quoted By: >>58943232

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNSn9Uu__XI

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 19:43:55 No.58943232 Report

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>>58943227
Meant for >>58939262 but I accidentally deleted the link.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 19:45:22 No.58943242 Report

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>>58939262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNSn9Uu__XI

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Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2026 22:42:42 No.58943808 Report

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>the tomboy (human) wins

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