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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 15:51:24 No.58973721 View View Reply Original Report

So what do we think /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 15:54:01 No.58973792 Report

Quoted By: >>58973894 >>58974174 >>58974676

>>58973721
They are so mediocre. Also I don't get why people seem to prefer the water gecko. Its final evo could be the best but right now I hate its big head.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 15:56:30 No.58973865 Report

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>>58973721

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 15:57:27 No.58973891 Report

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>>58973721
The choice has never been easier

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 15:57:32 No.58973894 Report

Quoted By: >>58973919 >>58974063

>>58973792
>where's my heckin chungus smugleaf??? i want BALLIO!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 15:58:30 No.58973919 Report

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>>58973894
???
schizo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:00:14 No.58973966 Report

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>>58973721
never cared for starters
i hope the pikaclone is cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:01:53 No.58974008 Report

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>>58973721
Cute palworld critters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:03:12 No.58974046 Report

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>>58973721
I woke up for this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:03:48 No.58974063 Report

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>>58973894
Please check into the nearest mental asylum you schizofag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:03:51 No.58974065 Report

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I like them all
My initial impulse is the grumpy chicken but as a whole package I think I like the dog more
Good thing I have a year to think about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:04:34 No.58974083 Report

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>>58973721
it's all so tiresome

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:05:47 No.58974111 Report

Quoted By: >>58974148 >>58974158

>>58973865
Behead AI slop generators

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:07:20 No.58974140 Report

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Abysmal dogshit and recycled ideas.
Wow, another water gecko, wow another grass bird, wow another fire dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:07:34 No.58974148 Report

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>>58974111
Releast shit I've seen on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:07:48 No.58974152 Report

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>>58973721
>every single design for palworld's 1.0 announcement managed to be more interesting and visually pleasing (besides maybe the dog) than the fucking starters for a whole new generation of pokemon
How do you even manage to out-bootleg the bootleg?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:07:57 No.58974158 Report

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>>58974111
damn bro I know they aren't great but I don't think TPC employees deserve to die over it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:08:05 No.58974161 Report

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>both EN and JP side of twitter wish the dog doesn't end up standing on two legs
Lmao that's how you know it's gonna happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:08:22 No.58974168 Report

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>>58973721
Genuinely? Really bland looking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:08:35 No.58974174 Report

Quoted By: >>58974306

>>58973792
It is common for geckos to have large heads proportionally to their bodies so your complaint is irrelevant

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:08:46 No.58974179 Report

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>>58973865
LMFAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:09:14 No.58974191 Report

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dog - fan favorite that will have a disappointing evolution
gecko - shameless waifumon evo
bird - will somehow become the shillmon of the trio

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:09:54 No.58974199 Report

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>>58973721
actual garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:10:04 No.58974207 Report

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I think Palworld has left it's big stinking mark on Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:10:56 No.58974232 Report

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>>58973721
Not impressed, or surprised. We haven't had good starters in 10 years at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:11:11 No.58974238 Report

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>>58973865
My drinking water is brown sludge thanks to this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:11:38 No.58974251 Report

Quoted By: >>58974314

going with the water as I typically like the reptile/amphibian. They don't really look like pokemon to me though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:14:03 No.58974306 Report

Quoted By: >>58974542

>>58974174
With this cartoonish proportions?! Are you fucking kidding me?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:14:23 No.58974314 Report

Quoted By: >>58974613

>>58974251
It's going to turn into a queer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:15:08 No.58974340 Report

Quoted By: >>58974693

If that dog doesn't salivate lava in its final form, I don't want it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:15:41 No.58974358 Report

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>>58973721
Angry bird is pretty funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:23:47 No.58974542 Report

Quoted By: >>58974740 >>58975023

>>58974306
cartoon game has cartoon designs? no way

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:27:10 No.58974613 Report

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>>58974314
same fate as my poor duck baka

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:30:05 No.58974666 Report

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>>58973721
I just know all three will have ugly antrophomorphic forms as their final evos instead of being normal beasts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:30:38 No.58974676 Report

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>>58973792
The grass one is too ugly and basically walmart Rowlet. The pomerian is cute but too basic. Gecko is the best one in terms of uniqueness. You may hate its big eyes but it's definitely eye-catching to most people. Overall they are all mediocre.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:30:51 No.58974683 Report

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>>58973721
I honestly expected worse. Final evos will be 2 bad and 1 "I guess"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:31:23 No.58974693 Report

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>>58974340
You and I both know that's not happening, too cool for GameCuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:34:42 No.58974740 Report

Quoted By: >>58974821

>>58974542
That doesn't mean that they are appealing.
I stand by my point. The gecko's head is just fucking ugly and the proportions are fucked up because they are grossly overexaggerated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:37:27 No.58974796 Report

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Puppy actually looks like a pokemon with its eye design, hopefully it stays consistent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:38:47 No.58974821 Report

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>>58974740
completely objective opinion, and since its coming from you, irrelevant also

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:39:21 No.58974830 Report

Quoted By: >>58974876 >>58974930

>>58973721
Another gen of choosing the fire starter because it wins by default...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:41:41 No.58974876 Report

Quoted By: >>58974903

>>58974830
Water starters have been turning queer since Greninja

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:42:06 No.58974883 Report

Quoted By: >>58974929

>>58974821
>completely objective opinion
Thanks you for confirming my opinion anon, but I already knew!

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:43:08 No.58974902 Report

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>>58973721
>bird
looks like it’s ripped out of Palworld
>dog
designated shillmon and I’m 99% sure it’ll become a baramon fursona
>gecko
designated waifumon, you can fucking tell

and all three of them will evolve into jobmons, glorified cartoon characters, rather than pocket monsters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:43:10 No.58974903 Report

Quoted By: >>58974947

>>58974876
Found the barafaggot!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:44:07 No.58974929 Report

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>>58974883

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:44:09 No.58974930 Report

Quoted By: >>58974974

>>58974830
I like the duck, froakie shoulda been there instead of quaxly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:45:08 No.58974947 Report

Quoted By: >>58975128

>>58974903
Are we just making up words now, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:46:34 No.58974974 Report

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>>58974930
Keep coping, newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:48:51 No.58975023 Report

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>>58974542
/vp/ just gets mad at anything nowadays. This is what Ohmori directing games for 10 years straight does to a community.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:50:32 No.58975053 Report

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pombon is everything to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:50:36 No.58975056 Report

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>>58973721
The pomeranian is cute, but that's just because you cannot ruin such a basic "cute dog" design. The other ones look like ass.
Nothing new here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:51:04 No.58975065 Report

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>>58973721
From the studio that brought you
>Mizzle is Brionne
>Balthizard is Torkoal
>The Roaring Knight is Necrozma
comes
>The Annoying Dog is Pombon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:51:33 No.58975076 Report

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>>58973721
For once Ill say not bad. We've had far worse lately.

t. gigaboomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:52:25 No.58975089 Report

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>>58973721
I like them way better than the Gen 9 starters. It's cool that we finally got a Dog starter pokemon. GameFreak is heavily telegraphing the water starter will be the feminine one. Grass starter is cool, you guys are just mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:52:46 No.58975096 Report

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Like Rowlet and Sobble at home.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:53:43 No.58975114 Report

Quoted By: >>58975340

Tfw i'll probably choose t- oh wait, i'm too poor to afford a switch 2, my bad anons

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:54:04 No.58975128 Report

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>>58974947
Barafags have been a thing for decades

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 16:56:09 No.58975167 Report

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>>58973721
I just want lizard porn, I don't care about the rest, and the region looks like New Snap. I highly doubt the final game will look like the presentation, and the New Hat meme has become a reality for this franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 17:02:40 No.58975287 Report

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Pretty boring honestly. Even by modern gamefreak standards.

In the very unlikely event I get the game, I would choose the water one in hopes it has a good evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 17:05:24 No.58975340 Report

Quoted By: >>58975459

>>58975114
I doubt the game will be mindblowingly good to be worth paying $500 for a Switch 2 anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 17:05:35 No.58975344 Report

Quoted By:

>>58973721
AIslop

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 17:11:44 No.58975459 Report

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>>58975340
Yeah but i will always feel cucked when i come here and see anon talk about the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 17:15:25 No.58975529 Report

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>>58973721
rowlet again (which isnt bad i like owl)
cute fire doggo that i hope the other two evos dont ruin the whole line it happened before
and that thing that im hoping is like the greninja line where the 1st two stages are mid but the last one is great

seriously why have water starters been ass since gen 7
i hate gen 9 gave me false hope that the water starter line was gonna be good cause i loved the duck
this one i have no hope at all i would choose the grass or fire starter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2026 17:28:16 No.58975757 Report

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>>58973721
What do we think of their names?
>Browt, the Bean Chick Pokémon
Brow + sprout?
>Pombon, the Puppy Pokémon
Pomeranian + bomb + ?
>Gecqua, the Water Gecko Pokémon
Gecko + aqua
I think Gecqua has to be the most forced.

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