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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 17:22:02 No.59005223 View View Reply Original Report

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*YOU WILL BREED WITH THE NEAREST FEMALE PSYCHIC HUMANOID POKEMON*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 18:53:33 No.59005636 Report

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>>59005223
Good thing I have a Kirlia on my belt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 19:03:52 No.59005690 Report

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>>59005223
oh no?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 19:05:31 No.59005700 Report

Quoted By: >>59005930 >>59007019 >>59009577 >>59012516

HYPNO SEXOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 19:05:49 No.59005704 Report

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>>59005636
I love Kirlia because it's like having sex with a child without actually fucking a child not that I problem with that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 19:10:07 No.59005727 Report

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>>59005636
I love Kirlia because it's like having sex with a child without actually fucking a child not that I have a problem with that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 19:33:15 No.59005845 Report

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>>59005223
Overridden

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 19:56:03 No.59005930 Report

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>>59005700
damn, art like this has flipped at least a dozen pokemon from ones I hate to an appreciation

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 20:23:45 No.59006030 Report

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>>59005727
you should be killed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 20:41:50 No.59006113 Report

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>>59005223
GARDEVOIR, NO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 20:43:14 No.59006118 Report

Quoted By: >>59006164 >>59006191 >>59006278 >>59006279

is Grumpig a humanoid Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 20:52:57 No.59006164 Report

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>>59006118
Yes. Patrician taste btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 20:58:06 No.59006191 Report

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>>59006118
Of course, imagine her fat ass sticking up your crotch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 21:02:24 No.59006204 Report

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>>59005223

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 21:07:29 No.59006225 Report

Quoted By: >>59006232 >>59007019

>>59005223
Female Hypno is very underused

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 21:07:54 No.59006229 Report

Quoted By: >>59006287

>>59005223
Left or right?
Trick question, right uses Charm to make you choose her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 21:08:58 No.59006232 Report

Quoted By: >>59009489

>>59006225
i want more female kadabra. i love that fluffy tail

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 21:23:01 No.59006278 Report

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>>59006118
Grumpig is anthropomorphic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 21:23:04 No.59006279 Report

Quoted By: >>59008638

>>59006118
Shhh She's sleeping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 21:24:02 No.59006287 Report

Quoted By: >>59006563 >>59014199

>>59006229
Which one has a penis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 22:23:49 No.59006563 Report

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>>59006287
Both

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 23:16:37 No.59006780 Report

Quoted By: >>59006796

>>59005223
>female
I'm perfectly fine wit~
>humanoid
nvm, go fuck yourself OP...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 23:21:35 No.59006796 Report

Quoted By: >>59009859

>>59006780
Based cookie enjoyer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 23:24:40 No.59006814 Report

Quoted By: >>59006837 >>59007005

>all these posts
>not a single mention of Meloetta
/vp/, you disappoint me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2026 23:28:31 No.59006837 Report

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>>59006814
Because, like women with dildos, you use your fleshlight and put it away. You don't go waving it around for everyone to see how much you nutted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 00:03:43 No.59007005 Report

Quoted By: >>59007027 >>59007042 >>59007073

>>59006814
/vp/edos are too busy admitting to being actual pedos and accusing everyone calling them out of being tourists in the 25+ coomer threads currently active to post ITT, try again later

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 00:07:33 No.59007019 Report

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>>59005223
>>59005700
>>59006225
hypno is gonna get an evolution in gen 10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 00:09:26 No.59007027 Report

Quoted By: >>59007039 >>59008553

>>59007005
Dont worry newfag, I'm sure those permabans will come soon and rid this board of pedophiles for good just as it were promised to you 3000 years ago!
Aaaaaaany day now!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 00:13:07 No.59007039 Report

Quoted By: >>59007058

>>59007027
Once again, i didn't reported anybody, stop making shit up to fit your narrative, troon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 00:13:19 No.59007042 Report

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>>59007005
meloetta is literally a chibi loli that's the most pedo thing imaginable
>b-buh muh boogie
yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 00:17:48 No.59007058 Report

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>>59007039
But surely someone else must have, right? There's no way you're the only person here seething at pedos, right? There's no way this place is actually full of unironic pedos, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 00:20:09 No.59007073 Report

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>>59007005
>so obsessed with "muh pedos" that you somehow loop back around to insisting people are pedos for not immediately naming the child-shaped pokemon girl as a fuck option instead of the full-sized yellow monster
just admit you're obsessed with "pedos", holy shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 00:49:19 No.59007182 Report

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>>59005223
Done

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 02:02:01 No.59007533 Report

Quoted By: >>59007547 >>59007846 >>59008383

>>59005223
How about we play a little game, Anons? I'll use my powers to remove one word of your choice from this Hypno's command. What is the new command you have to follow?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 02:04:02 No.59007547 Report

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>>59007533
I remove psychic so I can be with my Chesnaught

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 02:08:06 No.59007566 Report

Quoted By: >>59007812

>>59007182
>Shortstack Hypno
DId she fucked a midget?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 02:57:50 No.59007812 Report

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>>59007566
that's not a Hypno (unless you want her to be one)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 03:03:40 No.59007846 Report

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>>59007533
You. Therefore I do not have to follow the command and retain the free will to fuck whatever pokemon I want.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 05:10:59 No.59008374 Report

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>>59005223

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 05:14:08 No.59008383 Report

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>>59007533
breed with the nearest psychic humanoid pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 06:01:32 No.59008553 Report

Quoted By: >>59008577

>>59007027
NTA and I'm a lolicon myself but there has been a trend over the past few days of people making it obvious their attraction isn't limited to just 2D

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 06:13:10 No.59008577 Report

Quoted By: >>59008608

>>59008553
>just the past few days
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 06:26:43 No.59008608 Report

Quoted By: >>59008611

>>59008577
ok, it's been more widespread in the past few days

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 06:27:44 No.59008611 Report

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>>59008608
or maybe it just seems that way since mods are actually doing something about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 06:35:32 No.59008638 Report

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>>59006279
I wish to know the unconditional love of an unconventional creature

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 12:48:43 No.59009489 Report

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>>59006232
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 13:16:28 No.59009577 Report

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>>59005700
Dude please, I don't wanna fuck a Hypno, but that type of art makes me go hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 13:21:02 No.59009585 Report

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>No shiny female Hypno cougar
:(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 14:38:39 No.59009859 Report

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>>59006796
>catfox
>cookie
Maybe if your'e an utter pleb. . .

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 16:23:36 No.59010211 Report

Quoted By: >>59010893

>>59005223
Does hypnosis work if the order is something you were going to do anyway?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 18:50:53 No.59010893 Report

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>>59010211
some say its the only way hypnosis works

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Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 19:07:01 No.59010982 Report

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Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 19:39:56 No.59011147 Report

Quoted By: >>59011181 >>59013041

Hypno is one of those mons I would go out of my way to hunt down and brutally decapitate. It's annoying to fight and its meme status in the fandom is very cringe.
I can't think of a good thing it would contribute to in the natural world of Pokemon either. I'd be doing nature a favor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2026 19:47:37 No.59011181 Report

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>>59011147
But I love Hypno! She's cute is a gremliny way

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Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2026 00:27:36 No.59012516 Report

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>>59005700

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2026 02:15:14 No.59013041 Report

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>>59011147
>It's annoying to fight
fair
> and its meme status in the fandom is very cringe
that's pokemon fans being cringy rather than hypno itself,

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2026 07:26:48 No.59014199 Report

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>>59006287
Hilda

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2026 16:15:03 No.59015490 Report

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I'm going to rape Hypno! See how she likes it!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2026 17:15:15 No.59015716 Report

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>>59015490
>implying you were ever in control

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Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2026 19:32:02 No.59016361 Report

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>>59015716
Nice filename.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2026 02:32:58 No.59017971 Report

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Bumpity.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2026 07:04:23 No.59018810 Report

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stop lusting over psychic pokemons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2026 16:14:37 No.59020103 Report

Quoted By: >>59020280

>Humanoid
Can I bend it a bit and get Espathra instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2026 17:18:53 No.59020280 Report

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>>59020103
Yes, just go by the definition that was mocked by Diogenes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2026 17:24:16 No.59020301 Report

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psychic prostate massages

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2026 17:25:56 No.59020305 Report

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Reminder that Hypno don't rape people and only wants to eat your pleasant dreams (rape don't cause pleasant dreams). Sorry if it breaks your gooner fantasies but it's true

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