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Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2026 04:07:27 No.59013581 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>59013590 >>59013658 >>59014344 >>59014374

>heavier than groudon
>heavier than raging bolt
>heavier than dialga

>a
>fucking
>horse

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2026 04:09:10 No.59013590 Report

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>>59013581
His gigantic horse cock is heavy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2026 04:26:13 No.59013658 Report

Quoted By: >>59013685

>>59013581
Most big Pokémon are far too light because Game freak is so stupid they’re the only Asians who can’t do math, so they have no idea how much things should weight, but they happen to watch a lot of big horse X tiny loli porn giving them encyclopedic knowledge on horse anatomy which is why Mudsdale is one of the only big Pokémon that weights what it should

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Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2026 04:31:07 No.59013672 Report

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>2000lb cock stare

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Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2026 04:35:27 No.59013685 Report

Quoted By: >>59014374

>>59013658
So many Pokemon need their weights updated to something sensible.
Why is Golem, the MEGATON Pokemon, only 300 kg/661.4lbs???

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Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2026 08:46:01 No.59014344 Report

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>>59013581
Now remove the balls and let's see how heavy it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2026 09:00:46 No.59014374 Report

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>>59013581
It's a very dense creature.

>>59013685
Golem's made out of pumice.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2026 10:29:58 No.59014499 Report

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umamusume pretty derby

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