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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 07:31:22 No.59027134 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>59027178 >>59027194 >>59027318 >>59028643 >>59028708 >>59028855 >>59029000 >>59029082

How does it feel to know that Typhlosion will never get a Mega Evolution for as long as you live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 07:49:47 No.59027178 Report

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>>59027134
Megas only are an overbearing presence in the main series PvP, I don’t play the main series slop nor am I buying Champion so it doesn’t matter to me how Kike Freak artificially props up their shillmons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 07:53:53 No.59027194 Report

Quoted By: >>59027325 >>59027539 >>59028688

>>59027134
>How does it feel to know that Typhlosion will never get a Mega?
>Gamefreak choked Meganium with balloons and called it a Mega
>Feraligatr who once had glorious buttcheeks got absolutely humiliated by turning it into a literal shit-eating toilet
Typhlosion already won by avoiding that fate. No thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 08:49:28 No.59027318 Report

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>>59027134
Typhlosion is in the best Pokemon game released and Meganium and Feraligatr aren’t.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 08:54:43 No.59027325 Report

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>>59027194
>choked Meganium with balloons
I prefer inflating Meganium into a big balloon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 10:51:51 No.59027539 Report

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>>59027194
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 11:02:08 No.59027552 Report

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>>59027318
?? they're all in hgss

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 11:05:12 No.59027558 Report

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>>59027325
To me it's whatever this is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 11:06:26 No.59027560 Report

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How does it feel discovering I don't truly give a fuck about your shitty gimmick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:10:50 No.59028643 Report

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>>59027134
i feel nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:11:08 No.59028645 Report

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>>59027552
Pokepia

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:12:38 No.59028655 Report

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>>59028645
Based, that means GF considers it the best of the trio like the other starters chosen for Pokopia

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:17:47 No.59028688 Report

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>>59027194
Your favorite starter will never avoid rape associations now. Sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:18:48 No.59028693 Report

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>>59027558
AI slop?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:21:04 No.59028708 Report

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>>59027134
I want to do what he canonically did

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:21:05 No.59028709 Report

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>diddyphlosion
he will never get a mega and be permanently dexcut

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:23:36 No.59028719 Report

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>>59028693

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:23:47 No.59028721 Report

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>>59028688
>rapist vs skibidi vs clown neck 5000
I dunno man.
Am I supposed to feel bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:24:52 No.59028734 Report

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>>59028655
But....but I thought Chikorita was the shillmon for the Gen 2 starter trio...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:26:00 No.59028740 Report

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>>59028734
I guess. It got merchandising and was made the MC’s main starter, but it’s also being compared to one of the worst mega designs ever and Emboar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:48:22 No.59028827 Report

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>>59028693
it's slop but it's not inaccurate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:49:16 No.59028830 Report

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>>59028688
That actually makes me like it more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:53:59 No.59028846 Report

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>>59028655
What starters are in Pokopia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:56:05 No.59028855 Report

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>>59027134
I don't care about megas. Most of them are ugly anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 17:57:23 No.59028859 Report

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>>59028830
Subhuman rapist opinions don't matter

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 18:02:30 No.59028871 Report

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>>59028859
They matter more than the subhumans that genuinely care about non-canon stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 18:08:06 No.59028891 Report

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>>59028859
all the KANTOOOOOOO starters they appear in the tutorial
Cyndaquil
Torchic
Pipup
Snivy
Froakie
Rowlet
Scorbunny
Sprigatito

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 18:09:31 No.59028896 Report

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>>59028859
You wouldn't be here without your chad rapist ancestors, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 18:15:39 No.59028922 Report

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Every new bit of information about him makes him more irresistible to women, but after what they did to Feraligatr I'm kind of glad they didn't touch Typhlosion. Even the mediocre Meganium mega wasn't a great sign. How the fuck did Emboar win out in that situation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 18:36:31 No.59028994 Report

Quoted By: >>59029046 >>59029076 >>59029088

>>59028846
The best of each generation

All 3 kanto starter (obviously)
Typhlosion
Blaziken
Empoleon
Serperior
Greninja
Decidueye
Cinderace
Meowscarada

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 18:38:23 No.59029000 Report

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>>59027134
feels good regionals are better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 18:48:22 No.59029046 Report

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>>59028994
The shilliest of shillmons. PLZA could never.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 18:49:02 No.59029048 Report

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I don't know man whatever the fuck gamefreak wants to do just look at ZA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 18:56:13 No.59029076 Report

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>>59028994
I.....I kneeel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 18:57:40 No.59029082 Report

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>>59027134
>59027134

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 18:58:21 No.59029088 Report

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>>59028994
Incineroarbros............

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 19:04:12 No.59029114 Report

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>>59028830
Calm down, Wicke

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