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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 15:31:22 No.59028222 View View Reply Original Report

This creature comes from above, zaps your penis and makes fun of you

How do you proceed without sounding mad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 15:32:35 No.59028226 Report

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punch it in the face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 15:39:38 No.59028252 Report

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>>59028222
die from penis voltage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 15:40:18 No.59028257 Report

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>>59028222
Why is your dick out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 16:04:29 No.59028356 Report

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>>59028222
Throw quick ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 16:06:34 No.59028361 Report

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>>59028222
Redirect my penis at it and hose it down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 16:36:07 No.59028461 Report

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>>59028222
Dynamax the thing and send it off the closest city to do the same that was done to me on a bigger scale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 16:37:56 No.59028470 Report

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My penis grows to its full girthy seven inches upon zap.
I then use Smack Down on it with the very same penis. Not so tough now huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2026 16:51:45 No.59028539 Report

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