I saw my son drawing Delcatty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Gecqua or Dittochan. He said it was his dream to inject Pokemon switch fans with malicious gene therapy that would alter their DNA so that every time they think about Pokemon they get a new brain tumor! I told him that wishing cancer upon his enemies is something Hitler would do! He said he wants to beat down faggots like me with the winds and waves of his fists of fury! That upsetted me! I ground-typed him. What would you have done?