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>>59060344
"A harem in your pocket", as Furrymon put it, which is an absolutely fire tagline right up there with "Gotta catch 'em all". In light of that, >>59060318 , I'll take a Braixen, a Lucario, a Lopunny, an Eeveelution (they all have their charms - I'm not picky), a Serperior and a Blissey.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 20:27:48 No.59060410 Report

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>>59060380
Stop being a horny degenerate. Stop being attracted to Pokémon.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 20:28:50 No.59060414 Report

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seriously in love with this dumb bunny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 20:42:25 No.59060457 Report

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>>59060369
OP is female

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 20:42:33 No.59060458 Report

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>>59060318
Mewtwo (Female)

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LillyKthequeen Sun 15 Mar 2026 21:28:55 No.59060610 Report

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>>59060457
I'm not.

LillyKthequeen

LillyKthequeen Sun 15 Mar 2026 21:33:51 No.59060637 Report

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>>59060369
Yep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 21:35:05 No.59060644 Report

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>>59060318
Machoke

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 21:37:08 No.59060654 Report

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>>59060318
Glaceon

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 21:52:27 No.59060736 Report

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>>59060344
I reject what you call the way of life

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 21:54:44 No.59060746 Report

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Me on the left.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 21:57:31 No.59060755 Report

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>>59060344
harems seem exhausting, having to deal with six horny pokemon all the time is too much for anyone
i want only one mon, maybe two for the occasional bisexual sandwich but that's it

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 22:05:23 No.59060800 Report

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weasel wife

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 22:29:32 No.59060911 Report

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>>59060414
good choice

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 00:13:59 No.59061346 Report

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>>59060380
All Pokémon have human genitalia as Arceus intended; they were created to be compatible with humanity. “Cookies” are for real animals, which humans have no business going near

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 00:21:47 No.59061385 Report

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Nidoqueen after having a really nice dream and pulling her in the TCG like 20 years ago

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 04:09:10 No.59062097 Report

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>>59060318
glaceo

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 12:29:22 No.59062976 Report

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>>59062097
Sexeon

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 17:55:53 No.59063784 Report

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>>59060318
I honestly couldn't tell you. I love all their designs except jynx. I'd have to get there and fall in love with one to tell you

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 18:17:23 No.59063844 Report

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>>59060318
For me?
My ideal looks something like
Latias
Audino
Lopunny (male)

I know that's only half a team, but I want to use the other three slots to try lots of different pokemon until I decide a full set of 6. I hit Smash on well over 600 pokemon back when that meme was a thing, so I have a lot to try.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 19:15:24 No.59063980 Report

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>>59060318
Hora Hora

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 19:24:58 No.59063994 Report

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>>59060380
Snowcunny

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 19:31:38 No.59064012 Report

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>>59061346
you present a compelling argument. I don't mind either way, but I do think it would be better to be less visible

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 20:04:56 No.59064098 Report

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>>59060318
umbreon (m)

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 20:13:40 No.59064117 Report

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>>59064098
H-Hot

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 22:47:19 No.59064554 Report

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>>59064098
me on the bed

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 22:55:54 No.59064588 Report

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>>59060318
Mine is none of them because they can't consent

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 22:59:38 No.59064601 Report

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>>59060318
I love Espeon so much it's unreal, I'll let your namefaggotry slide this time but don't let me catch it again
>>59064588
Putting aside the Pokemon that don't produce Eggs, it's harder to list the ones that are too stupid to understand and communicate with humans

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 00:49:06 No.59064938 Report

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>>59061346
What's a cookie vagina?

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 00:51:02 No.59064943 Report

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 00:54:56 No.59064951 Report

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>>59064938
refer to /trash/

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 01:01:01 No.59064965 Report

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>>59064938
Dog pussy that looks like a fortune cookie
For people with terrible taste

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 01:08:05 No.59064990 Report

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>>59060318
Boring answer, but ideally I’d prefer a harem consisting of gardevoir, lopunny, lucario, furret, cinderace, audino, froslass, lapras, delphox, ampharos, goodra, nidoqueen, milotic, miltank, clefable, meganium, ninetales, mienshao, meowscarada, absol, zoroark, and the entire eevee line. We’d all share a giant bed and the nightly orgies would require daily sheet cleaning.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 05:39:07 No.59065705 Report

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I love my 3 meter tall, 508 Kg. Dynamax-able wife.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 06:54:58 No.59065790 Report

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>>59064965
>For people with terrible taste
Fag

Nothing clutches onto your cock like cookie does.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 11:03:43 No.59066119 Report

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>>59065790
anon what the fuck are you on about nigger

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 12:54:09 No.59066297 Report

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I've talked about this on here before, but this has been my main waifumon for almost as long as I've been alive. I saw it during G6's hype cycle and was smitten.

Yes, I am a zoomie, and yes, you're old.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 15:08:22 No.59066628 Report

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>>59066297
>it
TROOON ALERT

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 15:30:08 No.59066684 Report

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>>59066628
no need to announce yourself

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 18:36:50 No.59067274 Report

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>>59066628
No one tell this guy where does Pennywise come from

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 21:23:31 No.59067816 Report

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>>59066119
TRIANGULAR LIPS GRIP ON ALL SIDES!

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