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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 21:44:49 No.59060689 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>59060745 >>59060784 >>59060793 >>59061029 >>59061073 >>59063617 >>59064506

I like pokephilia and I'm tired of pretending that it's not acceptable. Human female x Pokemon is the hottest shit to crank your Spoink to, and despite whatever you guys say in this thread YOU ALL KNOW THAT I'M RIGHT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 21:54:21 No.59060745 Report

Quoted By: >>59060938

>>59060689
i'm more of a (m)human x (f/m)pokemon enjoyer myself
but i do have a soft spot for (f)human x cute (m)pokenon i will admit

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 22:02:32 No.59060784 Report

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>>59060689
https://youtu.be/ibpULpPlsZM?is=J3UVlJJq7pD7_Nbg

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 22:04:18 No.59060793 Report

Quoted By: >>59060805

>>59060689
I only crank it to the mental image of me (me) fucking any of the poketrainer girls
because I'm not mentally ill

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 22:06:37 No.59060805 Report

Quoted By: >>59060930 >>59061062

>>59060793
>i only crank it to the mental image of me (me) fucking any of the underage girls
anon...

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 22:33:11 No.59060930 Report

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>>59060805
Out of ten!

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 22:34:12 No.59060938 Report

Quoted By: >>59063484

>>59060745

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 22:53:29 No.59061029 Report

Quoted By: >>59061038 >>59061102 >>59061418 >>59061494 >>59062175 >>59063161 >>59063472 >>59063973

>>59060689
Pokémon belong to Pokémon. Only they can see each other eye-to-eye.
Humans can love Pokémon as they would a friend, parent or sibling, sure, but there is no romance to be had. Anything perceived as such is the result of grooming on that person's behalf.
If you want to be truly compatible, you'd also have an innate desire to become a Pokémon yourself.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 22:55:23 No.59061038 Report

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>>59061029
the incompatibility only makes it better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 22:59:47 No.59061062 Report

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>>59060805
Yes

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 23:02:20 No.59061073 Report

Quoted By: >>59061141

>>59060689
well... i kinda hate defending it, but the games/media around them go through a lot of effort to make clear they're not animals, they're sentient "monsters" whose function in society is adjacent to how we treat animals irl. of course some of the media wants to lean into the pet dynamic and portray them as little dogs/cats, but that's not consistent with some of the creatures are stated to have IQ over 4k or whatever

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 23:09:03 No.59061102 Report

Quoted By: >>59062612

>>59061029
and yet froslass collects hot guys for her personal collection and salazzle specifically evolved to have their pheromones work on humans as well as salandit
curious

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 23:18:38 No.59061141 Report

Quoted By: >>59061151

>>59061073
not to mention your follower pokemon in HGSS understands the exact context of the words spoken by the kimono lady in Ilex Forest and shows her the way out.
so the "they just understand language on a basic/primitive level like animals" cope doesn't work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2026 23:21:23 No.59061151 Report

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>>59061141
exactly! otherwise I could see an argument where you say something like "oh, only certain pokemon have that high of an IQ and you can't act like the cat-ones and the supercomputer-ones are the same" but like you said, any pokemon in that position in your party understands what you're saying clearly, no matter their species.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 00:29:44 No.59061418 Report

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>>59061029
Why would romantic prospects matter when I'm only looking to turn my Onyx into a Steelix?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 00:51:15 No.59061494 Report

Quoted By: >>59061816 >>59062612

>>59061029
Like it or not, humanity is canonically compatible with Pokémon. Pokémon can choose to mate with both Pokémon and humans, and vice versa

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 02:13:08 No.59061816 Report

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>>59061494
Which one would you mate with?

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 04:40:28 No.59062175 Report

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>>59061029
>If you want to be truly compatible, you'd also have an innate desire to become a Pokémon yourself.
What if, hypothetically, I did have that? Could I get a catwife then?

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 04:58:11 No.59062221 Report

Quoted By: >>59062327 >>59062615 >>59062619 >>59062625 >>59062764

Well said OP. Cute girl trainers go down on all fours for Pokemon. Cute girl alone on the road with her level 2 starter that happens to be male? Sex. Cute girl walking through tall grass without a Pokeball? Sex. Cute female gym leader who walks around with a bunch of Lucarios? Sex. Cute girl with a small stage 1 Pokemon in her arms? You just know they fuck.

It's so good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 05:43:55 No.59062327 Report

Quoted By: >>59062615

>>59062221
Finally, someone understands

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 08:25:44 No.59062612 Report

Quoted By: >>59063019

>>59061102
>>59061494
there's no evidence pokephilia is canon in the games, and even if it was, it was between degenerates which others frowned upon

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 08:26:50 No.59062615 Report

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>>59062221
>>59062327
you can tell Pokémon fans genuinely think they deserve to live

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 08:29:54 No.59062619 Report

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>>59062221
>Move
>Get fucked

I thought I was playing Pokémon, not FATAL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 08:33:19 No.59062625 Report

Quoted By: >>59062626 >>59062627 >>59063021

>>59062221
100% this.
A girl holding a team together with her body is so fucking beautiful.
A girl who has fucked her team, from stage 1 when she lovingly doted on them, to stage 2 when they were equals, to stage 3 where her pokemon repay the love and gratitude to her now that they're the big ones. It's fucking beautiful.
A girl throwing her arms around her trustworthy partner, because of the genuine love and attraction she feels for them, is beautiful.
A girl exists for her team. Her team exists for her. This is what the spirit of Pokemon has always been, but been unable to say.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 08:34:54 No.59062626 Report

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>>59062625
Was too moved to finish my post, prematurely submitted, sorry.
When a girl's pokemon fight, to defend her honor, to defend her body, to defend the woman they love, and who loves and trusts them. That's fucking beautiful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 08:35:14 No.59062627 Report

Quoted By: >>59063026

>>59062625
animals and children are meant for fighting not your degenerate shi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 09:45:55 No.59062730 Report

Quoted By: >>59062733 >>59063029

Personally I prefer human male x human male x Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 09:46:56 No.59062733 Report

Quoted By: >>59063029

>>59062730
Whoops I meant human male x human FEmale x Pokémon although what I wrote is pretty cool too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 10:16:58 No.59062764 Report

Quoted By: >>59064706

>>59062221
>down on all fours for Pokemon
Pokemon are smart enough to enjoy missionary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 12:47:24 No.59063019 Report

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>>59062612
Gen 4 literally says that marriage between humans and pokemon is normal because humans and pokemon are the same. It says that extremely clearly, this isn't me exaggerating at all. And as you know, sex is an integral part of marriage.
>there's no evidence pokephilia is canon in the games
The English localization (not canon) censored it and replaced it with text saying that they ate at the same table.
>was between degenerates which others frowned upon
On the contrary, it states that marriage between humans and pokemon was the same as marriage between humans and humans because they're the same (read: they're equal).

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 12:48:42 No.59063021 Report

Quoted By: >>59063808

>>59062625
Ok but why are you specifically describing May and her Torchik?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 12:50:42 No.59063026 Report

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>>59062627
There's nothing hotter than a cute girl getting fucked by a Pokemon. Especially Hypno.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 12:52:54 No.59063029 Report

Quoted By: >>59063189 >>59063461 >>59063484

>>59062730
>>59062733

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 13:55:45 No.59063161 Report

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>>59061029
kys umbrecuck you will never be an umbreon, just an ugly incel

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 14:14:47 No.59063189 Report

Quoted By: >>59063297 >>59064376

>>59063029
How much broken of an individual am I if I hate gay romance but love gay rape, mostly for the moral blackmail & public humiliation factor?
No I wasn't molested as a child, but lately i've been feeling jealous that I did - because at least then I would have an actual explanation for why am I so incredibly fucked up.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 14:54:59 No.59063297 Report

Quoted By: >>59063484

>>59063189
you need therapy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 15:55:34 No.59063461 Report

Quoted By: >>59064380

>>59063029
What's wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 15:59:10 No.59063472 Report

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>>59061029
Keep your smile, Umbreanon, you will always be an Umbreon with a beautiful wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 16:03:11 No.59063484 Report

Quoted By: >>59063611 >>59064380

>>59060938
>>59063029
>>59063297
>sassy nigger image
>put off by regular 4chan degeneracy
you need to go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 16:48:03 No.59063611 Report

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>>59063484
Dont forget
>iPhone filenames

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 16:49:45 No.59063617 Report

Quoted By:

>>59060689
gloria groomed her Raboot when he was 14

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 16:50:07 No.59063619 Report

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Why do you think Pokephilia is as popular as it is, /vp/? Those r34 and e6 numbers don't lie.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 18:04:49 No.59063808 Report

Quoted By: >>59063902

>>59063021
Because this isn't some arcane secret of pokemon, it's been part of the heart of pokemon ever since the series moved beyond having no lore at all.
May and Blaziken were designed to model this. Their relationship is a bit on the nose, because they are the prototype of this. There are a few examples that predate them, but all of those were more proof of concept, or this is what it would look like from a few different points. May and Blaziken were the first start-to-finish model of it being developed.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 18:37:13 No.59063902 Report

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>>59063808
isn't her blaziken a female?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 19:12:21 No.59063973 Report

Quoted By: >>59064568

>>59061029
slit your throat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 19:43:22 No.59064039 Report

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>Not wanting to be the loli's pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 21:46:24 No.59064376 Report

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>>59063189
>but lately i've been feeling jealous that I didn't
Mac?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 21:47:30 No.59064380 Report

Quoted By: >>59064556 >>59064577 >>59064722

>>59063461
>>59063484
Holy fuck how do you not know that meme. He asks the other person "why are you gay?". Anon is calling you a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 22:29:44 No.59064506 Report

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>>59060689
Human girls are for feral pokemon or horses
Sorry I don't make the rules

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 22:46:00 No.59064549 Report

Quoted By: >>59064595

I have a feeling op has been reading pokemon leafy green the pokesex is way hotter than the lesbian sex scenes makes me wish there was a romhack where you can have sex with everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 22:47:29 No.59064556 Report

Quoted By: >>59064577

>>59064380
>why don't you know normie nigger memes
You should be able to solve this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 22:50:35 No.59064568 Report

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>>59063973
now say that to the pokephiles

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 22:52:32 No.59064575 Report

Quoted By: >>59064582

When this thread finally dies maybe I should make a Pokeyume thread, it'll probably be better than what's going on here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 22:52:39 No.59064577 Report

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>>59064556
this shit was around years before you were born
>>59064380
you should know poKKKemon fans don't watch anything that has black people on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 22:53:43 No.59064582 Report

Quoted By: >>59064599

>>59064575
there used to be one and it died last year
the booru hasn't been updated in a long while

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 22:57:01 No.59064595 Report

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>>59064549
No, I just regularly fap to Pokemon R34 and have been doing so since I was a teenager. I especially love Boris.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 22:59:18 No.59064599 Report

Quoted By: >>59064704

>>59064582
I'm aware of all of that. Doesn't change the fact that there was actual OC and discussion there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 23:28:27 No.59064704 Report

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>>59064599
I know, I was there to see it rise and fall

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 23:29:02 No.59064706 Report

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>>59062764
Yes, but there's something transcendent for the human girl reducing herself to an animalistic posture, about to reproduce with something that isn't human

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 23:35:42 No.59064722 Report

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>>59064380
Sassy nigger memes are sassy nigger memes, no matter how "OG", to put in their melanated parlance.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 23:42:18 No.59064752 Report

Quoted By: >>59064807 >>59064864 >>59064894

Just so everyone is aware, Pokemon semen coats human ovum and forms an eggshell. Interspecies relationships between humans and Pokemon are significantly more likely to produce Pokemon offspring - Though some traits such as eye color or pigmentation of certain tissues can be inherited by the offspring. Over time, a human impregnated by Pokemon will adapt through telegony to only be receptive to Pokemon semen. A girl who reproduces with Pokemon will eventually only be able to reproduce with Pokemon. This is why there is cautionary folklore (From places such as Sinnoh, Johto) about women who fall in love with Pokemon turning into Pokemon themselves.

This is all canon, btw, I don't know why there's any debate on the subject when it's been laid out in explicit detail in every game since Red/Green.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Mar 2026 23:55:43 No.59064807 Report

Quoted By: >>59064845

>>59064752
>Pokemon semen coats human ovum and forms an eggshell.
>This is all canon, btw, I don't know why there's any debate on the subject when it's been laid out in explicit detail in every game since Red/Green.
I take my Pokephilia lore very seriously and that's not right as hell.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 00:09:06 No.59064845 Report

Quoted By: >>59064859

>>59064807
>An idea all other researchers vehemently disagreed with
They also claim to not know how Pokemon reproduce. People talk in flowery language all the time. If the egg is a cradle, why are eggs them put in nests? It's silly, and even the text presented presents it as a fringe theory.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 00:12:35 No.59064859 Report

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>>59064845
And yet XY reiterated it with confidence. This isn't even ORAS not being written by the same lead writer or anything, it's unfortunately the best thing we have to go off. It'll probably show up in a newer game and people will freak out about it like the whole shrinking thing, except this time there's dialogue in English that remotely makes sense.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 00:15:37 No.59064864 Report

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>>59064752
This makes my dick harder than snakes giving live birth so this is what I believe in

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Anonymous Tue 17 Mar 2026 00:26:48 No.59064894 Report

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>>59064752
> This is why there is cautionary folklore
Sounds more like human adults raping their children, getting teens pregnant and blaming Pokémon either to tone it down since human stranger danger is too dark or they just don’t like some Pokemon. That’s basically what little red riding hood is.
>From places such as Sinnoh, Johto
Don’t recall johto having stories like that, only Sinnoh

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