>>59067538Sorry
It's true
We've been dating for three years and some change. She's a biter, likes my ass and pats it when I get dressed in the morning, and enjoys humping me while I play games as foreplay. I get a nursing handjob most Saturday mornings, eat her out most Saturday evenings, and we had sex last night. I'm tired as fuck today because we didn't get to sleep until like two.
I will be masturbating to Lapras porn later today, probably. I made a homebrew hack of PMD Explorers of Sky I've been playing on my phone, and just got to the part with Lapras. I made her horny as fuck, all of her dialogue is now flirtatious, and I added blush lines to a few portraits, and this is getting me bad today.
My girlfriend loves this hack. I edited all of Pikachu's portraits to make him look retarded. Buck teeth, wide eyes, drool, the works. She laughs over this constantly. I also added Goomy, her favorite pokemon, as a starter. I did recieve a blowjob for this as a bribe, though I would have done it anyways.
Besides my hack, she enjoys Helldivers, conveyor belt autism games, and farming sims. We've been playing heavily modded Stardew recently, I've been making the massive orchard that picks itself, featuring stump mushroom pipes. She has been fucking with caves, and I guess high end Stardew combat. I don't see the appeal of it, but eh.
She can't cook for shit, and developed a phobia of the kitchen 'cuz her parents were shit, but I've been fixing this. I've gotten her from being literally unable to cook a box of macaroni and cheese and having a panic attack while doing it, to her being able to make fried rice from scratch with minimal guidance this weekend. Little too much oil, the garlic wound up more fried and crispy than browned, and she forgot the oyster sauce, but still pretty good. And only one cursing fit when the garlic started to burn, that she bounced back from. I'm very proud of her, and spoiled her rotten with oral that night. My tongue is still a little sore.
