>>107083950>Working on two different projects for December>Essie can't wait to buy multiple baachi plushies so she can rip him apart>Had multiple revisions of the plushie>Kept asking to make the baachi fatter>Original baachi was a twink with big badonkas for arms>Essie is actually god of the baachis>And will teach them the baachi version of the birds and the bees, the buttons and the stuffing>When a twitch baachi and a youtube baachi love each other very much...>Essie is lurking in the shadowsShe likes to watch...
>Once the two lover baachis are sleeping Essie comes in with a little scissor>She cuts off one baachi's tail and a fiber of the other's ear>Tail fluff is the egg fiber is the sperm>Essie brings them to the baachi factory>Then through magical patented sciences a new baachi is formed>It's like when they woohoo in the sims>Lots of shaking, hearts, coming out, and fireworks>Baby baachis are not born with eyes>The baachi pope judges the baby baachi>Then he bestows eyes upon the baby baachi>Good baachis get good symmetrical button eyes>Bad baachis that look at dirty things get bandages for eyes and get sent to the slums>Evil baachis get their mouths or limbs taken away>Then just like real life a bird brings the baby baachi to either twitch baachi land or youtube baachi land>Then it's survival of the fittest>25% of baachis die on impact>Most baachis suffer brain damage but not enough to "incapititate" them>Then mysterious parasite-shaped friends, other women, and tax agents hunt down the baachis>If the baachi survives it all they get a little treat and to find Essie>Essie will have many things to offer>Like water and a cookie>Then she will sit the baachi in front of a computer and make them say oiThat was one helluva bit just to get baachis to say oi
