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>You'll wanna avoid Kiara today. Is that possible?
Why?
Well, it is the Century Club, so she'll be sht‐faced.
OLLIE: And when Wawa gets shit‐faced, things come out of her that are...
Off‐putting.
Like what?
>No. This one's best left parked.
Well, now I'm just super curious.
>No, just... Just lets sleepin' dogs lies.
Yeah, yeah, and don't kick a dead horse.
(SPEAKING CANADIAN)
Yeah, stay away from her today.
Actually, stay away from her
when she's sh*t‐faced any time.
>You do realize you're driving us straight to her, right?
Can confirm.
Well, I got the e‐brake on so...
>Better let it out.
Can't control a French girl.
Or a fuckin' bored one.
'Sup?
'Sup?
We'll find out about it anyway.
>Look, here's the scoop and I'm gonna tell you.
>When Wawa gets shit‐faced, she likes to recount stories from her girls' trips.
>She still goes on girls' trips and she's married? Grow up.
>Yeah, she says things that are, mmm...
Spit it out.
shit.
>Just the worst fuckin' things you've ever heards in your entire lives.
This I promise youse.
>Thank you, Squirrelly Risu.
>INA:
>My brother was a hockey player,all my cousins, too. I grew up with boys. The worst kind.
>So just try me.
>Samezies.
>All right. If we're goin' in,
we're goin' in.
We ain't stopping till the job's done.
>I should've packed a lunch for this.
>And final warning, this one is best left unpacked.
>Once we start you're gonna want us to stop.
>But we're not gonna stop.
>Prove it.
>You guys should do it in your Wawa voice.
>Also keep your pussy clenched like she does when she's all sh*t‐faced.
>You know, for its effects.
>Any time now.
>Buckles up.
>Gura, how would youse like to talk about cunt?
>Hey, Mori, are you an ass girl, a tits girl, or a cunt girl?
>Hey, you ever fucked a couple of tasties at the same time?
>Oh... fucked so many tasties.
They used to tell me, "Hey, you wanna taste it?"
They used to say, "Come on, big girl, "wanna jam a little bit of a taste?"
(SPEAKING CANADIAN)
>I go down to Vegas with about 17 buddies every single year and you never seen
so much cunt in your life.
Ew!
>Hard Rock rooftop, poolside villas. I ain't never seen so much cunt in my life.
Anybody tell ya they seen more cunt then that's a liar!
>I used to fuck so many tasties...
(CANADIAN PROFANITY)
>Where is Mrs. Wawa in all this?>We's don't ask those kinds of questions.
>I'll tell ya, the last time we were down there,
we made a little hashtag so the girls could keep track of each other.
>Why don't you go ahead and search
hashtag MashTheGash2018.
>The year before it was hashtag SlitSlam2017.
>Oh... They were just the tastiest little slits you've ever seen, you never seen a gash so tasty.
>You know what, Bobby, Jim Dandy, you're gonna lose a digit in that sort of snapper.
>Let me tell you something,
Vegas, Hard Rock rooftop, poolside villas, that cunt's there for the money and the money's there for the cunt.
