>>19817529Well... anon.... looking at your quarterly report, i'm not sure what you are actually doing, but i'm pretty sure employing a sea anemone in your stead would be more beneficial, at least they clean up after themselves.
How am i supposed to explain this to the higher-ups? You are causing me a great deal of trouble and to be frank i'm kind of disgusted you still have the balls to accept payment from us. I can't fire you without a good reason, but i can do something about the other part, if you don't stop drooling on my deck right now and get back to work.