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I saw Gawr Gura at a grocery store in Disney World yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for foot photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “hu hahuh” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her knock over a stack of red bulls as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen pounds of strawberries in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Little girl, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the strawberry boxes and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any eulactopus infetterence,” and then turned around and avoided eye contact with me. I don’t even think those are words. After she scanned each box and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by Oh nyo-ing really loudly.
