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Good morning, and welcome to a very special edition of Polka News! Poruka oruka? Oru yo!
>NePoLaBo News
The second part of the GiGO collab has begun! Check out the gorgeous new key art! The girls are looking very fashionable. Still no news on the year's Gang Beasts collab, but our Yukimin reporters have received information that a collab is happening soon, maybe, tabun. In weather news, it's a low pressure day, leading to an unhappy Polka. I pray fervently that we survive this hell.
>Special News
Hololive English's 3rd Generation, Advent, has their first whole-gen off-collab tomorrow and a big, big, big announcement! Clown scientists assess a 65% chance of 3D debuts being announced, tabun. Hololive English Myth's Mori Calliope is returning from a medical announcement tonight, and will surely benefit from that next time her coin wakes up - load up when you can!
>PSF Investor's Corner
It's been a rocky journey, but since our last report, PSF is now approaching 4 billion! Our share price has hovered between $10k and $12k, and our last payout per share was $403.53, or 3.84%. We're very grateful to all our shareholders! Please continue to take good care of us!
>Coins
You might be asking, hey, if Polka crashed so hard, why isn't the office on fire? Well, my friend, that's because the Zains who normally set the fires are currently being talked off the ledge - they won't die, though, they'll just bounce like squeaky toys when they hit the ground. We are capitalizing on this opportunity - all four NePoLaBo coins are at good or fair buy points, with Polka being our BUY OF THE DAY! Buy Polka and begin your Polkafication today!
>Board News
Since our last reporting, we're pleased to announce that Ogey Calibur was a resounding success! In recent news, divegrass darlings /hfz/ made the finals of Wrestletuber, with their Filian facing off against a self-made Bettel, from holostars English.
And finally... Lord of the Board 3 sign-ups open this Friday! So exciting! Who will appear? Who will NASFAQ send? Who will win? Answers to these questions and more are expected in the coming days.
That's all for this installment - see you next time!
