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>Hakka talking about parties
>Hakka has ok tolerance to alcohol (cope), Hakkabro doesn't really drink, Hakkabro jr
>Hakkabro jr holy shit
>He's telling the story of when they had a party over at their house
>Alcohol was involved
>Everyone started to vibe, have a good time, all that jazz
>One group started to drink late into the night
>Hakkabro jr was in that group
>Hakka passed the fuck out because he was tired
>Hakkabro jr got absolutely fucking wasted
>Got into slap fight
>Lost
>Threw up
Stumbled into the yard and into the dog house
>Cuddled with the dog and fell asleep
>Threw up on the dog while asleep
>Hakka mama began looking for Hakkabro jr because he couldn't him and was getting worried
>Found him in that mess of vomit, sweat and dog hair inside the dog house, the poor dog confused out of it's mind
>She thought Hakka was at fault and went up to his room
Hakkamama: "WHAT DID YOU GIVE TO YOUR BROTHER, HES BLACKOUT DRUNK"
>Hakka's fw
>Hakka went down to find him and started busting out laughing
>To his day, he's the only one out of the three to get this drunk