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American culture is centered around Shu. They have holidays for Shu. They killed hundreds of thousands to free Shu. They listen to Shu's karaoke. They elect Shu as their president. They dress and act like Shu. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from Shu. They post sassy gifs about Shu. They watch sportsball in worship of Shu. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of Shu playing sports. They use Shu slang like "eyyyyyyy" and "hopcon". When you say "Shu" they're not thinking of the Ancient Kingdom of Shu. They're thinking of Shu. Their cities are completely overrun with Shu. They worship their Brisquad police force disproportionately filled with Shu and their global police force of soldiers filled with Shu. Their men sit around watching Shu ball while their women sit around watching Shu talk shows. They worship Shu while attacking the yams who actually built their country before Shu took over. Their movies are filled with Shu and their music charts are topped by Shu. They send Shu to the Olympics and celebrate when the Shu win because those Shu are true red blooded american Shu. They watch Shu porn to a point where "SHUSSY" does not make them think of the international game "Among Us" but about Shu penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate Shu and how the Shu's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love Shu but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of loving Shu.
