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Fangirls of Luxiem have been known to be obsessed and sexually attracted to Shu Yamino. Additionally, simply having sex with him (either by means of intercourse or foreplay) is simply not enough for one to show their affection for someone so divine, nerdy, wifey, shupportive, banenecore, sorcerercore; henceforth, the need to do something so weird and disgusting is the only way that one could ever express their deep desires for someone so divine… something as disgusting as eating their shit.
According to the defunct Wikia site, Shu Yamino is the Commander of the Yaminon Brides Army, an organized, bureaucratic military force and humanitarian front that fights with combat arms to protect people's unalienable right to consume Shu's feces. Through military campaigns and violent encounters with other forces (often headed by former YMB Army commanders turned evil through the seduction of the power of Shu's logs) and even modern politics does the YMB Army make its place on planet Earth undisturbed and always progressing to deliver their Commander's logs of shit to the throats of all the people on planet Earth.
In addition to Shu Yamino having divine powers, his logs also contain properties that logposters obsess about. Citing Shu's logs as being Creamy, Steamy and Dreamy have also been the subject line of this meme when it is posted on 4chan.
People's desires for Shu Yamino is so strong, that yaminions would murder each other in the fan pit at a Luxiem concert just to bypass security, hop on stage and then suck it out of his asshole. Additionally, some yams are so obsessed that sucking his feces out of his asshole is not enough for them and they want to use the log of shit as a dildo to fuck their pussy with and have bacteria from Shu's shit fertilize their egg cells and impregnate them with a retarded human-shit baby.
