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Dumbcumbum's Big Pay Day
>Be Cumbum
>Wake up to another glorious day of leeching off Phase
>Check Twitter
>"Wait what"
>You're getting rejected by both the fandom and talents
>"BABE! BABE! DAMAGE CONTROL!"
>*You ring your little bell, and your latest cuck comes running on all fours out of his cage* "ANYTHING FOR YOU KWEEEEEN!" *He says full of estrogen*
>You spend the day replying to posts about you on an image board because you really don't have anything else going on on life and it really bothers you
>People call you a ho or a grifter, or some other mysterymeat type shit
>You get an email, it's from Daddy Sakana!!!
>"Hey bigbootylatina, we have a Phasecon in Dubai, I set up a flight and accomodations for you!"
>What a dream come true! You're flown out, and get there, ready to perfo-where is the con?
>Some fat 350 pound brown guy approaches you "Habibi, this way"
>You're brought to some high rise tower, and inside you see Sakana leaning against a desk, arms crossed, and beside him are 10 Arabic business men
>"Do the Mari thing, and you won't have to eat poo poo, cumbum" *Sakana says*
>"W-whats the Mari thing..."
>You had your chance, and now they drag you to the next room to shid n piss all over and in you
>Sakana laughs, and leaves the tower. As he's walking away he takes off his mask
>Its Jelly the whole time
