>>45311162A comedy/SOL fic where you are in relationship with a chuuba (or multiple) except they're constantly trying to kill you for some reason (maybe they're ultra menhera). Almost every day your life is put in danger as they come after you with a variety of weapons, but most of the time you effortlessly parry or avoid them until they tire themselves out. Occasionally you'll take some pretty bad injuries, but you're always able to calm them down in the end and sit down for some tea, or a fuck. Maybe you don't even have to be in a relationship with the chuubas, they can be your mortal enemy or you could be living with some of them.
Like a combination of Helltaker, Beyond the Boundary and Just a Little Crazy. Could be fun.