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>Got a job for you, 621. The client for this job is KFP. Here's the briefing.
Greetings, Raven. This is Chonkers, mercenary liaison for KFP, this board's leading manufacturer in narratives and fried chicken. Normally we don't turn to mercenaries to handle internal affairs, but we've got quite the problem on our hands. One of our employees got into the schizo juice we use to season our food and hijacked an experimental prototype mech, dubbed EGG-CRUSHER in internal documents. R&D has spent a fortune on this thing, so losing it is not an option. Our intelligence department has tracked the EGG-CRUSHER to an abandoned thread known as /hlgg/. That's where you come in. Your job is to neutralize the EGG-CRUSHER and its pilot, while limiting damage to the machine itself. We understand that some damage is unavoidable in this kind of work, but we need our prototype back in one piece. Destruction of the limbs is... acceptable, but damage to the core of the prototype must be kept to a minimum.You've got quite the reputation for doing the impossible, so we came to you. Don't let us down.
>Happy hunting, 621. Let's both hope they're not going to pay you in chicken for this one.
